Jason is a kind, ironically funny person, who when in a relationship he would do anything for the women he loves. Everyone knows a Jason. Jason’s tend to wait for the right person for a relationship, and may fail along the way, but in the end he turns out triumphant. Jason tends to go though a variety of emotions, and are very sensitive, but are amazing in bed.
by Brooklyn Kuhan December 6, 2021
Get the Jasonmug. A person with the same IQ than a grandfather clock, can't take a hint and constantly gives the teacher a mental breakdown and gets screamed at.
by @therealKermitthefrog December 5, 2019
Get the Jasonmug. by Brehmonke August 2, 2022
Get the Jasonmug. by NoOneInParticullar May 28, 2022
Get the Jasonmug. He is a sexy beast that gets all the pussy. But sometimes can unleash his inner homie-sexuality. He is so drippy that any hard surface or female within a 2 mile radius of him will be soaking wet. He will make any girl not be able to walk in the morning. He is an absolute baller and smashes top bins daily. He can squat 500!!
Shawty: “Omfg!!! Is that jason!?!?!?!?! I would soooo let him hit right now!”
jason: “ Yea baby”
Shawty: “Sup baby….take me out to dinner”
jason: “ Yea baby”
Shawty: “Sup baby….take me out to dinner”
by Dick.tionary_lizard69 November 23, 2021
Get the jasonmug. Jason is short, white, ripped man with a backwards baseball cap and is 100% a fucking tool. Probably plays lacrosse or is at least a rich bastard going to USC on a fake lacrosse scholarship.
1: Yo, did you hear Jason got caught up in that USC scandal?
2: of course he did, he’s dumb as a brick and can’t pkay for shit.
2: of course he did, he’s dumb as a brick and can’t pkay for shit.
by Uscjason March 30, 2019
Get the Jasonmug.