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jacob bastian

term used for a person who is better than everyone else and can pwn n00bs left and right. usually friends with homos such as a john may, or guitarists like a garret ison.
dude that guy's sweet he must be jacob bastian
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Jacob Black

The asshole that tried to seperate Bella Swan and Edward Cullen from the twilight series. He's an immature jackass that manipulated Bella into kissing him. Also he tried to break off Bella and Edward's wedding with no success. The fandom wants him dead but unfortunately Stephenie Meyer likes him so she didn't kill him in her last book. Jacob Black has his own team called ''team jacob'' . Retard people are members of it.
Me: You're so stupid
fan: yes I'm team Jacob Black
by luvedward February 8, 2009
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jacob day

A fuck boy who wants to become better but can't no matter how hard he tries.
Teddy: Where's Jacob Day?

Ashley: Probably off being a fuck boy like always.

Freddy: yeah or trying to get better.
by Savagepitbull332 July 25, 2019
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Jacob Wohl

A pathological liar and conspiracy theory-touting assbag who is really fucking terrible at both.
Did you see the story about that guy who said bribing jaguars got Obama elected? He told police he was raped by a jaguar in the history stacks of the Baltimore Public Library? What a Jacob Wohl!
by Chrdilvan March 13, 2019
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Karl Jacobs

The reason why you don't watch Mr.Beast anymore, he ruined it. Very unfunny, he says pog to much and worst of all. He is part of the Dream SMP the hangout spot of the most degenerate, cancer filled fuckwads.
Fuck Karl Jacobs he's annoying
by LukeThePelican July 8, 2021
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Jacob Sartoruis

Hey i just saw jacob sartoruis.
)Friend) : IDGAF
by KINGBACHVIner July 5, 2016
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Jacob Sartorius

The cutest boy on Earth. He makes loads of people happy. He has the best singing voice and is so good looking.
Omg who is that cute boy?
Oh that's Jacob Sartorius
by @luvinjs June 22, 2018
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