Alexander grande

Sad boy who likes memes, also known as Álvaro or Alexander´s brother. He likes beer and maria teresa campos.
friend1: do you know álvaro?
friend2: who?
friend1: oh sorry, alexander grande

friend3: he is my awesome orange boyfriend
by kaydycain November 21, 2016
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Grand Handball Master

Only people of extreme excellence in the art of handball may have this prestigious rank. It is awarded to the experience, wise and the skillful. It takes sweat and blood and the dogging of your enemies and also comrades. This is the Grand hand Ball Master. If your after this rank it takes years of practice and effort. This is only for the skilled be ready if you think you a Grand Handball Master.
Oh my god is that saul the grand handball master. omg wtf geeez
by Fatrangabanga August 6, 2018
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grand theft auto five

Grand theft auto is game that will make you evil you kill people with car and gun with michal and trebber
Girl: wanna smash
Person: *kills her with car*

Friend: wanna smoke crack
You: no I’m playing grand theft auto five

In grand theft auto five you kill people it is made by Donald trump
by Rolbloxoof February 10, 2018
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Grand siblings

When you have siblings with an 18+ year difference.
John: “My dad called me the other day and told me I’m about to have twin sisters. He’s 60 and I’m damn near 35!”
Jim: “You got grand siblings that’s crazy.”
by MelaNova July 16, 2023
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grand richard

Slang

Alternative to openly calling someone a "Big Dick."

Grand = Big, Richard = Dick.

It is a corruption of the nickname used for Richard which is Dick. Likewise a Dick also was a slang term for a Detective (either Private or police) However being a corruption of an old Nickname this term is an insult.

Likewise this can be used to make a compound insult such as saying someone is being like Grand Richard's Cranium. That is calling someone a 'big dick head.'

The insult can be more condescending saying "Grande Resharde"as if you were using a French insult.
Example 1:
"Hey, I don't give a rat's ass what you think."
*"Just proves here who the Grand Richard is, now don't it?"*

Example 2:
"You missed a wonderful staff meeting. I got to meet the new boss. The guy HR is replacing James with intends to shake things up here. He is a Grand Richard for certain."

*"So your telling me he is a big dick?"*

"Throbbing, erect, and purple headed. I seriously think the guy has an ego the size of Texas."

Example 3:
"Stop acting like a Grand Richard."
*"WTF does that mean?"*
"YOU'RE BEING A BIG DICK!"
*"... >o<!"*
by Fractious1 December 29, 2017
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