Irish Calculator

When an Irish or Irish Amercain looks at an aisan kids paper to avoid doing work

Teacher: Hey Patrick stop looking at Wei Hans Paper he is not your irish calculator

by panda cornflakes January 10, 2011

Irish Tag Team

An Irish Tag Team is when you have a threesome with your best friend and a motherly figure.
This is open to members of both sexes, and the best friend can be of both sexes as well. The motherly figure does not have to be related, just a motherly figure.

an Irish Tag Team has parts kinda similar to some plot points from

Y tu mamá también

by Thirtyfivestudio July 16, 2009

Irish Slip n' Slide

When you open someone's legs and spit on their balls.

There was this guy at the bar last night and he thought I was gonna give him oral. I gave him an Irish Slip n' Slide instead and got outta there.

by wigglingpicknobble July 14, 2023

Irish Bagpipes

It is a Rusty Trombone with ball play. Uses both hands.

She finished me off, with the Irish Bagpipes!

by WilfordTX January 15, 2009

Irish screen break

Surfing the internet whilst at work

Irish screen break = Looking at this spread sheet is starting to strain my eyes. I know, i'll spend 5 minutes on Youtube.

by Craigie01010101 March 1, 2009

irish mud flap

The act of shitting ones self while wearing tighty whities and quickly ripping them off and flapping them over the head of an unsuspecting bystander.

"Dude! I totally give that bitch Shelly an irish mud flap last week...I'm pretty sure she had to shave her head!"

by Usmc1371 January 7, 2016

Irish Pimms

Irish Pimms is the name given to the popular drink of Guinness with a dash of blackcurrant cordial added.

Good day landlord, a pint of Irish Pimms please.

by Bar-M Badger May 26, 2010