boxing the clown

to masturbate, to jack off, to rub one out

my mom caught me "boxing the clown"!

by M.Kelly January 5, 2007

keif box

A small wooden box, devided with a silkscreen used to seperate keif from marijuana buds.

Keith shook some weed up in his keif box before packing a bowl.

by Scooter McGrooter March 17, 2005

converter box

A woman who turns her boyfriends gay.

Jessica was dating Paul; however they broke up because Paul decided that he liked dudes better than chicks. Jessica is a converter box.

by winkyrules June 22, 2009

box mover

From the software industry, a derogatory term to describe a technology reseller that doesn't add any value for the customer. Essentially, they just focus on moving boxes of product off their shelves without concern for customer service or offering expertise.

I wouldn't get too excited about that Toshiba dealer representing us. Those office equipment dealers are just box movers.

by docmgmt October 19, 2008

clam box

pussy, box, cunt, roast beef curtains, slit

Forte says mom's have a lot of lint in their clam boxes because they are too busy to clean down there.

by John December 26, 2003

Jew box

The small black leather boxes that religious jews sometimes wear on their head containing verses from the Torah written on scrolls of parchment.

You see that Jew over there with his Jew box on his head.

by Jewishbox July 2, 2012

Twat box

A dual purpose 'clipboard and filing box' available from most stationers.

Used in a derogatory fashion by those who are either threatened by more organised individuals or who hold a fixed belief from high school that being organised is a decidedly uncool and dorkish.

Two 5 year medical students arrive late for a ward round to scornful wrath of the consultant. The graduate entry medicine student stands attentively taking notes. One 5 year student says to another 'twat box was here half an hour early'

by worthwords January 6, 2012