When a boy does something non-acceptable the legend says that a tall, buff Italian man by the name Toni will rape said boy in the arse with his 16 inch Johnson.
by Geoffthehomosexualskeleton July 25, 2023
Get the Toni The Italian mug.An old Italian woman who whispers loudly, so that everyone can hear her and in turn, embarrasses herself and everyone around her
by anonymous August 3, 2023
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Get the Italian Appreciation Day mug.by MarcGblack man February 5, 2020
Get the Italian mug.When an Italian man dies and he starts to go through rigor mortis and then his penis gets hard. Then a woman or man decides to ride it.
“I saw a dead mobster in the alley last night, and his dick was hard as fuck. I rode that thing like an Italian Icicle.”
by Down with the mortis October 6, 2025
Get the Italian Icicle mug.A sex act where one party holds their penis on a coffee table while the other covers their bare foot in marinara sauce and olive oil before stomping on it. A variant of "dick flattening."
"My girlfriend has gotten bored with our sex life, she wants to work food into it."
"Like she wants to pour chocolate sauce on each other?"
"No, like she wants to give me the ol' Italian Guillotine."
"That's a-spicy dick flattening!"
"Like she wants to pour chocolate sauce on each other?"
"No, like she wants to give me the ol' Italian Guillotine."
"That's a-spicy dick flattening!"
by BDYY June 5, 2022
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