Says the incest cultist

Yeah, no, there will always be childless people and no you don't get more votes for having children. You don't have a more of a stake in the future. This is just another greedy breeder ploy to elevate their own level of existential importance.

Hym "No. That's ridiculous. You need to start putting an asterisk next to everything these idiots say. 'I think anyone who does my incest cult should get a million votes!' Says the incest cultist. "All of the laws should directly reflect my incest cults rules!' Says the incest cultists!"

by Hym Iam July 26, 2024

Lying for your incest cult

And what's really profound us the cuts ability to hollow a person out and filled them up completely and totally with shit.

Hym "Lying for your incest cult can take many froms. From lying by ommission to blatantly making things up that did not occur. If God isn't the truth. The truth doesn't matter. And this is how the coerce society into accepting their delusion as reality."

by Hym Iam December 29, 2024

i dont do incest

biggest lie ever told

i dont do incest

by Naya1 February 9, 2025

schrödinger's incest

When someone who is adopted doesn't get DNA testing but becomes sexually active so they don't know if they are sleeping with relatives or not

Jack and Sally hooking up at the orphanage is schrödinger's incest till the DNA test comes in.

by Father blue beard February 17, 2026

Ts Pmo Icel

TS is shorthand for “this sh*t” or “that sh*t.” The abbreviation first went viral on the platform in 2024, though much of its popularity came from widespread misuse. Many users mistakenly interpreted it as a simple replacement for “this.”PMO stands for “p*ss me off” or “p*ssing me off,” though it can also mean “put me on” (as in, to enlighten someone). Its dual meanings added to its viral spread in 2024, as creators began combining it with other slang for comedic effect.ICEL means “I can’t even lie” and is often used at the beginning or end of a sentence for emphasis, such as, “ICEL this sh*t is p*ssing me off.” As with the other terms, “ICEL” was thrown into the mix, and its meaning became increasingly unclear as the trend snowballed.

Person:Do you like this thing
You:Ts pmo Icel

by Ts Pmo Icel April 13, 2025

Father and Son Incest

Eric wanted to have sex with his father,John.He went to the room and pulled off his pants and briefs. Then he said to his dad,Wanna have fun dad?.His dad said “Disgusting,No!” .Eric Said,”I know you want to do it with your son Eric. Dad admitted and said “I actually do, And pulled his pants and briefs off too,Then Eric went to the bed and His dad John too,They were ready for doggy style and his dad started to hump him on his back,Eric Moaned for the pleasure,And his dad was so horny,He started to do it faster,They moaned and John,His dad finally cummed,and said “Ahh…. The jizz is so good…” and eric cummed too due to the pleasure. Then Eric started to wear his dad’s briefs and his dad dod the same,Then Eric started to jerk his dad’s Dick covered by the fabric,Then his dad said “Yes… Good boy… Ah yes!..” and then his dad started moaning and cummed after,They were very close and started to do it everyday

You can read this to masturbate and have fun to the Father and Son Incest

by Guy who writes horny things July 21, 2025

Eritrean Snake Charmer Piss Missile Incepting Explosion

The act of shoving bombs in both your partner's mouth and your urethra, then having your girl suck your now bomb-filled dick and you bust in the same second as the bombs bust. You must do all this while playing the flute on a brisk saturday afternoon.

Did you hear that Jayniga gave his girl the Eritrean Snake Charmer Piss Missile Incepting Explosion?
Yeah, I heard it from next door.

by aiwefal April 30, 2025