Sniff the wood

The act of giving a blow job with your nose instead of your mouth

He got really excited that I was going down him but was pleasantly surprised when I sniff the wood instead.

by KaitLivPhil August 24, 2014

wood puddy

When seiman sticks to her like puddy

How about I give you some of this Paul Seagraves wood puddy

by Paul Seagraves December 3, 2007

Wood Dale

Home of Wannabe gang bangers that do drugs to be cool and home of J. B. Pritzker the lori lightfoot of the Northwest suburbs

Did you hear about that fight in wood dale, I heard they both cried at the end

by TheRollinStoner126 April 12, 2020

Tiger Woods

Verb- to take 5 months off of golf after your life falls apart because your wife and everyone in the world found out you got major pussy then shoot best round of golf in your career at the hardest course, because your beast!! Tiger is fucking awesome i hope he ins the Masters.

Guy1"what happened to your face?"
Guy2"My wife beat the shit out of me after she discovered my affairs"
Guy1"then why are you so happy"
Guy2"Cuz i just shoot 4 under par at the motherfuckin Masters and got two eagles, too!"
Guy1"Wow you sure tiger woodsed the hell out of that course."

by chicago's greatest April 9, 2010

wood pecker

Someone who gives head alot

as a hobby, not even for money!

by Dukie May 17, 2005

knock on wood

a term used by gangbangers eaning to get evil spirits away ...a superstition

OO SHIT Angel's back knock on wood

by SHAWTY March 13, 2005

wood wang

another name for a wood pecker(which is a bird who pecks the bark of trees)
or a horny dick

"omg do you hear the woodwang in the tree??"

"Look corey has a wood wang haha!!"

by KKT October 8, 2005