Skip to main content

United Bates of America

United Bates of America is a TLC show about Gil and Kelly Bates, and their 19 kids - not to be confused with the family from the show '19 Kids and Counting', they're two different families.

Those two families are like clones of each other, though. They look extremely similar in appearance, act the same way, and have the same beliefs. Oh yeah, they're all homeschooled just like the Duggar kids on 19 Kids and Counting are.

They live in a farmhouse in rural Tennessee, and the boys run a tree-cutting business along with their dad. The oldest son, Zach is dating.. whoops, I mean "courting" a girl named Sarah.

Gil & Kelly-Jo Bates have 19 kids:
Zachary
Michaella
Erin
Lawson
Nathan
Alyssa
Tori
Trace
Carlin
Josie
Katie
Jackson
Warden
Isaiah
Addallee
Ellie
Callie-Anna
Judson
Jeb
1. Tori Bates is hot, too bad she's saving herself for marriage.
2. The difference between Michelle Duggar and Kelly Bates is.. nothing.
3. Erin Bates is the next Mozart.
4. The Bates took a vote on what they wanted their show to be called, and the majority liked 'United Bates of America'.
by gabe marshall September 25, 2012
mugGet the United Bates of Americamug.

DOUBJruLe BEJrovBOOTY in little AMERICA 🇺🇸

DouBLE bend over bootys in little AMERICA 🇺🇸 clubs. More then 1 or 2 bootys Bending over in little AMERICA 🇺🇸. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
I invented and made and created doubjrule bejrovbooty in little AMERICA 🇺🇸. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq September 24, 2023
mugGet the DOUBJruLe BEJrovBOOTY in little AMERICA 🇺🇸mug.
<.7.9.7.6.> America Ferrera Will Handle Funeral Services FOr Katiuska Robles<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.> America Ferrera Will Handle Funeral Services FOr Katiuska Robles<.7.9.7.6.>
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.> America Ferrera Will Handle Funeral Services FOr Katiuska Robles<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

america

The place where putting bullets in children is justified
by anonymous October 28, 2023
mugGet the americamug.

America

A term to describe a massive and extremely foul smelling shit.
After I took an America, my wife burned down the house since a whole can of Febreeze failed to mask the smell.
by Awesome1991 March 6, 2025
mugGet the Americamug.

Share this definition