Japanese Ham Sandwich

When a male tucks his penis and testicles between his legs and bends over so as to allow his companion easy access to pleasure the anus, testicles and penis head. Traditionally performed by European men within private circles.

Sure, one Japanese ham sandwich coming right up!

by polishchicagokurowski July 8, 2011

go ham

v. 1. to go hard. 2. to get crunk. 3. to give 200% or more than 100%. 4. or any other terms that are synonymous to the aforementioned.

In Tha Nike store goin ham, Mac store next - Souljaboy

Now in the MacStore goin ham just ran into Akon - Souljaboy

That shit go ham

We bout to go ham on these fools

by derrtySouf June 10, 2009

Shut the hell up you ham hock humpin son of a bitch!

From A man yelling a random obsenity at his son. It is a phrase that is only uttered when one is at a complete and utter loss of words.

look at the word dumbass

by Supa Genius July 13, 2004

albany ham scam

A con or scheme devised to lighten someone of their pig.

Pat: "How did you get that pig, Joe?"

Joe: "I tricked Old Man Farmer."

Pat: "What scam did you use this time?"

Joe: "The Albany Ham Scam."

Pat: "That's a classic."

*both laugh*

by face.monster March 15, 2009

J. Ham

To jack off or to beat during a class or session

Kid 1: Did you hear about that kid in third period?
Kid 2: No, why what happened?
Kid 1: I heard he pulled a J. Ham and got caught
Kid 2: Ewww! Gross

by Tommie The Tomahawk April 3, 2011

Kosher Ham

awesome website where you can buy cool jew shirts that are hilarious.

an oxymoron, but hilarious.

i went to kosher ham and bought a hilarious shirt.

by xXawesomeXx June 25, 2009

Vote Ham

More than merely a slogan, more a state of mind.

You want a meaning to your life? You want a reason for being? Vote Ham and realise your existence.

To find what you seek in the road of life,

the best proverb of all is that which says:
"Vote Ham."

by Bruno2010 January 14, 2010