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Liam Hook

Funny ball bag sheep shagger who is fun to play with on PlayStation and minecraft and he is very easy to take the mick out of
Oh look, there’s Liam Hook
by Big_Boy_Tim April 2, 2020
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Hooking the Clam

Hooking the clam is a coming of age sex gamepracticed in the working men's clubs of South Yorkshire, it involves around eight 'sturdy young men' and a couple of chubby barmaids, one of the barmaids strips off and is strapped speadeagle to the 'clam table' and is liberally coated from foot to chin in beef lard. The young men strip off and form an orderly queue in front of the second barmaid who is seated and begins to fellate the first in line to the brink of orgasm, he must then fully erect perform a belly slide along the greasy barmaid and attempt to 'hook the clam' by positioning his member inside the barmaids clam and ejaculating on call. A points system is applied to other places of ejaculation, the ankles one point, the knees or thighs two points and to hook the clam five points, if he should overshoot and hit the stomach or breasts foul is called. The winner is paraded around the local village and must take the barmaid on a paid night out.
Albert: "It's clam hooking time at the club tonight Jim"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"
by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020
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Blue Hook

A political presidential map term that is used to describe how the democrats won the election in the western united states. If looked at on the 2020 presidential election result map, it represents a hook like shape. It was created when Arizona voted democrat in the 2020 presidential elections.

The term is a "spinoff" from a term used to describe the democratic party winning states between 1992 to 2012 by creating a so called "Blue Wall".

The "Blue Hook" is made of the states Washington, Oregon, California, Nevada, Arizona, New Mexico, and Colorado. Colorado represents the tip of the hook, while Arizona representing the bottom arc of the hook.
person 1: Wow, Biden got Arizona surprisingly.

person 2: Yah, now it seems not only they have a blue wall almost back but look, they now even created a Blue Hook with Arizona.
by MST3K I like November 24, 2020
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Hook

A word used in Louisiana that means fighting.
Waddam bitch? you tryna hook sum?
by MRbangman February 16, 2020
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chin hook

A game where you attempt to hook your chin on your partners ball sac. Also known as the Cock Eye due to the fact that you if you are successful you normal have a cock in your eye!
I chin hooked a girl and squirted her in the eye
by Biltong Hunter February 25, 2020
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Rusty hook

First someone puts their finger in their asshole and takes it out. Subsequently they bend their finger like a fishhook and hook it into someone's cheek.
Damn girl.. Yesterday I was just minding my own business when this guy walked by and gave me a rusty hook.
by (f)lyingdutchman March 3, 2020
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Year of the hook

When you’re magnetically gathering an audience and cannot stop growing fandom
by Datkid March 24, 2020
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