by ONE AR BADDNESS December 5, 2024
Get the SLOBBER HOG mug.Similar to diarrhea where the first poop being held back is a little turd followed by a massive dam of liquid sludge that bust loose after the initial hog has escaped. Normally there are corn fragments intermingled with said liquid. This mainly happens when person is sick.
Hey Will, are you feeling sick? Yeah I'm hog ponding at the moment.
Look at that guy... he looks like he's hog ponding.
Look at that guy... he looks like he's hog ponding.
by Will99912 January 2, 2025
Get the Hog ponding mug.The act of taking your penis and dipping the tip of it into an alcoholic Baja Blast from Taco Bell to prevent premature ejaculation.
"I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and thought I was gonna nut 5 minutes in. Luckily I was able to pull out the old frosty hog and it was smooth sailing from there."
by frosty pete January 3, 2025
Get the frosty hog mug.“I mean hey man, I don’t have a real job so what else am I gonna do other than crank the hog for 2 hours in the bathroom?” - Gebge
by anonymous June 16, 2025
Get the Crank The Hog mug.The Rim Hog tends to appear at gay orgies where he sucks out and licks up every load deposited in a cum dump. He does this in a voracious manner as if starved for cum nourishment.
Did you see Nicky at the orgy last night? He must have sucked up 20+ loads from that one guy! Bro's a Rim Hog!
by Zodo5 June 27, 2025
Get the Rim Hog mug.a bump back whale who only eats fats and meat without exercise so be prepared to see some it come out looking like it's about it explode. It's natural habitat is the kitchen or the bedroom that looks like a prison where it belongs. It's also a "lesbian" so it's apart of the mentally ill spectrum.
"omg papa looks what is that thing in the zoo"
"Oh that, it's just a HOG nesta eating fats and lying on the floor like a hump back whale"
"Oh that, it's just a HOG nesta eating fats and lying on the floor like a hump back whale"
by Sleepymuch? July 2, 2025
Get the HOG nesta mug.Oy! I tried to give you a hug and all I got was this hand drenched in hog sap
"You're going about has wreaked you of hog sap!"
"You're going about has wreaked you of hog sap!"
by Idontmow July 16, 2025
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