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filthy goose

An uncommon insult, typically used to mean lucky and annoying. Though usually used sarcastically, and negating the whole sentence. Needs to have "you" before it.
Your friend: Die you filthy goose!
You: Oh, Ok. :(
Your Friend: Yeah you filthy goose!
by WolfgangTS July 7, 2016
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silly gooses

if you’re reading this, you’re a silly gooses. also, all hail jupuxford.
by booblasters October 6, 2019
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Goose knuckle

The pulling back of a mans excess cock skin to make the male genitalia seem larger or longer, in some cases more dagger like.
John: Rambo hit that goose knuckle pretty hard

Jim:yea his cock is elite and looks like a dagger, how appealing!!
John: yea he has a nice cock, all thanks to that goose knuckle
by Hissnnsfkdi October 6, 2021
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Goose-In-One

Killing a goose with a golf ball and then using the gooses power that you gained from killing it to hit a hole in one.
Evan got a Goose-In-One at the Golf Course
(True story)
by Ryceball August 20, 2025
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Goosing

To refer to the action of being your friends wing-man or wing-woman. This is in reference to the movie Top Gun and the character, Goose, who is the wing man to Maverick.
"I don't mean to be goosing too hard right now but you will not find a better cook than my good buddy."
by Martiniman31 September 16, 2022
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Goose cream soap

Goose Cream Soap (noun)

1. A suspiciously slick, frothy substance rumored to be extracted from the *most sensitive* parts of a disgruntled goose, then whipped into a lather so slippery it could make a nun blush. Often used in late-night shenanigans, *very* personal pranks, or as a euphemism for pulling off something shamelessly absurd—and possibly NSFW.

2. A wildly inappropriate act of deception or debauchery, usually involving poor decisions, questionable lubrication, and zero apologies.

**Warning:** If you wake up sticky, confused, and smelling like poultry-based regret, you’ve probably been goose cream soaped. Seek therapy.
Example: "Last night I goose cream soaped your sister—now her shower’s clogged with feathers, and she won’t stop waddling.”

Example: "Bro, I swear, Karen goose cream soaped me into a three-way with her *and* her emotional support peacock."
by LittlestB90 May 13, 2025
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diego/goose

he is one of the most genuine people in the world
has a camera infatuation

is pretty cool and a music addict (dont tell him i said that)
whose loud ass music is that?!”
“oh its just diego/goose.”
by whoupfarting12345 June 26, 2022
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