Ghetto MTV

See: BET or B.E.T.. Black Entertainment television is Ghetto MTV.

BET is Ghetto MTV.

by Stevepower September 17, 2006

ghetto tea

Lemon flavored ice tea made by Hampton Dairy, of Calverton, New York, usually sold in half gallon containers or a half quart version. Comes in a green and yellow box with a picture of a glass of iced tea on the side. It's normal price is $1.00 but sometimes more and on occasions onsale for 79 cents. For the most part Ghetto teas are drank whole. They are sold at Handy Pantry food stores and other locations around the Sound Beach/Miller Place area on Long Island, New York. Ghetto Teas main competitor is Oak Tree ice tea. Known for having inconsistent batches.
Nutrition Facts:Servings 1 cup servings per container 8 Calories 80; Fat 0g; Saturated fat 0g; Trans fat 0g; Cholesterol 0mg; Sodium 0mg; Carbs 21g 7% Daily Value; Dietary Fiber 0g; Sugars 20g; Protein 0g; Vitamin A 0%; Vitamin C 0%; Calcium 0%; Iron 0%;
Ingredients: Water, Sugar, Citric Acid, Tea, Caramel color, Natural Lemon Flavor.

"Lets go up to Handy Pantry and get some Ghetto Tea."

"O Gross Bryans Ghetto Tea Smells like Garbage."
"Owell it still tastes fine drink it up."

by Ghetoo November 8, 2006

ghetto bounce

when a sporting event is held at a field that is less than adequate and the ball takes an unlikely bounce due to poor field position.

I would have had that groundball, but it took a mad ghetto bounce

by dunkfunk September 18, 2006

Ghetto Fabulous

An oxymoron.

Gurl, you wit dat purse be looking so ghetto fabulous.

by Septes May 26, 2009

Ghetto Burger

PB&J on a Hamburger Roll

Damn Dog! You See Shaniqua eat 3 of dem ghetto burgers!

by farleybird October 20, 2008

ghetto sled

Old school car dumped on its arse with whitewalls, pinstriping and a bit of bling and generally looking pimpin' yo. Built for cruising/prowling. Fine for old schoolers, rice if it's done to new cars because they will always look retarded with whitewalls and bling.

Check out the bagged merc bro... haha ghetto sled!

by sideways January 24, 2005

Ghetto-itus

When someone doesn't know what a word means. Or when girls are being blonde.

Brooke is so ghetto-itus.

by Camp Gut Busters August 31, 2006