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Furry convention

A good place to blow up with propane bombs
“I heard there is a furry convention nearby”
“Ok hold on, lemme get my stuff”

Furry Hater 

A furry hater is someone who hates the furry fandom that was popularized by the nearly dead Nintendo game series “Star Fox”.
There are 3 main types of Furry Haters, with 1 thats not actually a hater at all, but instead takes advantage of an already battered and assaulted fandom:

Some Haters are driven by church beliefs about "furries" being horrible blasphemy against gods creatures, in other words they hate that they are fusing animals together and destroying the way they are meant to be.

Some haters are driven by pure moral values and species patriotism, saying that what they have done to the human species, or what they have given animals from the human species, is horribly insulting and they should be ashamed of themselves as human. Sometimes even saying that calling a furry fandom member “human” is insulting.

Then there is the smartest of the haters who say the love of anthropomorphic characters and ideas could lead people into trying genetically modify human and animal DNA trying to make anthropomorphic ideas come true, which would inevitably fail.

Though there are some people who actually just don't understand the furry culture, they are just "Wannabe Trolls" taking advantage of the tattered Furry Fandom.

The generic comeback of furries is to say "You don't understand the furry culture" is just as accurate as saying "Lawyers never wear suits". Clearly inaccurate.
90% of the people who "Hate" furries are just trolls taking advantage of the easy targets in the furry fandom for being part of a very susceptible culture.

10% of the people are actually furry haters who fully understand furries and have legitimate reasons to hate.
Furry Hater by Jebus+Kreist November 8, 2012

Furry Gay 

A Furry Gay is someone who is both attracted to men and sexually attracted to animals with fur.
"Look at Zachary, he's such a mad Furry Gay."

"If you failed a year of high school you're a furry gay"

"I heard that guy got a lap dance from a guy!"

"He must be a gay."

"Nope even worse, a furry gay!"
"Oh dear"
Furry Gay by RoguePond187135 October 23, 2019

Furry Parrot 

When a girl is on her kness, you walk up behind her after just shaving your pubes, skeet on her shoulder and put the freshly shaven hair on the semen.
Amy: "John gave me the 'furry parrot' last night. He's such a dick."

furry oyster 

The female pubic hair region that vaguely resembles an oyster shape.
"Did she get her kit off, then?"
"Yeah! And good christ - she had some furry oyster on her!"
furry oyster by Flatster October 28, 2005

Furry Weeb 

An anti-human who likes to dress up as animals, and loves japan-related things, such as Anime
My friend Jasmine is a Furry Weeb
Furry Weeb by Ya Boi Zaiah February 17, 2019