Canadian Armed Forces

Like a midget -- more an amusement than a threat.

Hey Joe, I heard the new recruits finally got their bb guns, and a couple guys got .22s!

by incognito September 11, 2003

foreskin smack

another of the various smacks used to to shame drunken co-workers, friends, friends' moms, girlfriends, etc. often left behind is a lump or two of smegmawhich serves as the proof of smacking if nobody else is around.

proper technique: stand above victim and remove anteater from pants. slowly swip across nose or upper lip of victim. yell, "foreskiiiiiiiiiin SMACK"

yo Chris was being such a chooch last night so when we got home I foreskin smacked him.

by coop a loop May 26, 2005

foress

The act of getting ones self ready in the morning. Four things one typically does that begin with the letter "S", which are Shave, Shower, Shampoo and Shit

I spend twenty minutes foressing before I leave the house.

by Dennis Phillips July 15, 2006

happy forest

a word to describe a person's pubic hair that is so thick you can find almost anything in there. preferably little bits of food

ahhh look at her happy forest i found the condom i used last week in there!!

by dfhdskjlgh March 25, 2007

dark forest

The Dark Forest, or The Place of No Stars is where purely evil cats go after they die in the Warrior Cats series. It's like StarClan only for the evil ones. Some of the known residents include Tigerstar, Hawkfrost, Darkstripe, Thistleclaw, and Brokenstar. They can walk in the dreams of living cats.

It's coming, a battle between Starclan and The Dark Forest and every warrior will be called upon to fight

by Stormtail April 23, 2017

Phimosis (Loiper Foreskin)

Molding process of the infected head of the pinis A.K.A Loiper causes Molding, Fungi, Skin irritation/pealing, painful contaminated urination.

I had Phimosis (Loiper Foreskin) a few years back my foreskin became what's known as but I was Sterilized so its all good now :)

by Ativ2 May 23, 2009

arden forbes

1.*Fat ass fag who thinks he is cool only because he wears a fake bling - bling.
2.*"Gangsta wanna be" loser who attends Northview Heights.
3.*His own friends want to beat him up.

"Ew ardeN, ugh...get fAAAkin lost o_0!" say all the hot girls at Northview Heights after he tries to talk to them.

by arden's friend August 4, 2004