A Foot Fetish Furlonger

Foot Festish Furlonger is a title bestowed to human beings who indulge in Foot Fetish Porn and deny the act of viewing such pornography.

Friend 1: Hey bro was that foot porn on your computer bro?

Friend 2: Nah man no way. I aint like that.

Friend 1: Bro.. Dont be a Foot Fetish Furlonger..

by Mad Cvnt September 22, 2019

anal foot sex

Another word for putting your foot up someone's ass...but gently and unexpectedly.

I slipped my foot under my girlfriend's bum and gave her anal foot sex that made her jump out of her seat.

by stonedsamurai June 12, 2016

half-foot hammer

Term used to describe the sexual might of those in possession of 6-inch long penises.

One-inch wonder? How about a half-foot hammer!
penis

by OG Gringle October 3, 2016

10-foot pole

In the world of tabletop role-playing games, "Dungeons & Dragons" especially, a 10 foot long stick typically used by groups of adventurers to trigger mechanical traps from a safe distance.

Jaroslav: "I don't know...I'm telling you, that tile looks definitely sketchy..."
Elliwick: "Well, good thing I brought my untouched 10-foot pole for the only purpose it's gonna ever be used for!"

by TerabyteTom May 27, 2020

Foot under the stall

To be; screwed, out of work etc. To have failed.

I put my foot under the stall on that one!
Eh, he put his foot under the stall on that.
I might of well have put my foot under the stall!

by Lou8989 September 21, 2007

30 Foot Rule

A rule that someone calls on a friend who is crushing/stalking/etc on a person he/she is sexually attracted to, but may have a different sexual orientation.
The rule states that the friend cannot be within 30 feet of the friend's crush until his/her sexual orientation is learned.
May have first been used in the film "Camp".

Ron-John is so cute

Sharon-I declare a 30 Foot Rule! John is so straight.

by RBPHMG June 11, 2012

two foot pop

an artilery shell fired in a mortor larger than needed. the shell will not build enough pressure and will explode at 2 to 3 feet on the air.

do not atempt.

Run it's set for a two foot pop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by toeMas January 2, 2004