Alien Fingers

noun - when an asian relaxtion therapist from a rub and tug/ happy ending is massaging your upper leg and proceeds to tickle your anal by slipping her fingers into your butt. The alien-fingered person recieves much pleasure from this. Secret suggestion can be shown with the hands by making up and down movements with your fingers like an actual alien would.

Ex - "hey mike, how was the happy ending?'
"Great man, I got alien fingers!"
"Nice, now thats a happy ending"

by Slimefeld August 22, 2007

Finger Splint

A veteran move to say the least. Often used after a long night of alcohol consumption. When a gentleman's erection is non-existent, he places his index finger under his limp noodle to "splint" it in order to succesfully guide it into his partners vagina in hope that once inside, he will wake up and perform.

"Man I was so wasted last night that I had to go with the finger splint. Even then I couldn't get it up! Needless to say, I was embarassed.....but not as much as she was!"

by Neilbra November 15, 2006

fat-finger

to finger a fat girl

I love fat-fingering my chunky girlfriend, it is soo fun.

by fat lover May 7, 2007

finger jerk

The act of getting fingered then proceeding to give half a hand job. Ejaculation is not required on the male's part.

Danielle totally finger jerked that guy last night!!!

by FJ sandwich September 26, 2011

Finger Orgasm

When someone spontaneously types random characters and gibberish, usually in reaction to something, or boredom.
Also called Finger Aids.

John: HYUEJIWJekhbejklziukjg4hbjlikgyuehlji3i9p8o37uyrhjfklhukfjheheheggeghfjgk
Lily: Dude, you need a doctor for those finger orgasms

by BoredBenny September 5, 2017

Finger Rolled

The act of getting fucked over for a position or during a transaction

I think my boss just finger rolled me over that full time position I applied for.

by T.A. Baracus October 17, 2018

mouth-finger

1. noun: Slang; Synonym for the tongue.

John: I have something stuck in my butt.
Jonathan: Have one of yo bitses gets it out wit' her mouth-finger.

by JoeNathan Coatez September 9, 2010