not lay a finger on

to leave someone or something unscathed, untouched, etc

He will not lay a finger on my sister.

by Light Joker May 20, 2006

Finger Splint

A veteran move to say the least. Often used after a long night of alcohol consumption. When a gentleman's erection is non-existent, he places his index finger under his limp noodle to "splint" it in order to succesfully guide it into his partners vagina in hope that once inside, he will wake up and perform.

"Man I was so wasted last night that I had to go with the finger splint. Even then I couldn't get it up! Needless to say, I was embarassed.....but not as much as she was!"

by Neilbra November 15, 2006

fat-finger

to finger a fat girl

I love fat-fingering my chunky girlfriend, it is soo fun.

by fat lover May 7, 2007

clicky fingers

When someone constantly clicks the same button/thumbnail online with the mouse only to get a result that never comes.

Mazzy and her clicky fingers printed forty seven copies of her report because her printer wasn't working fast enough for her it seems.

by Logoftheshow June 10, 2016

Finger Orgasm

When someone spontaneously types random characters and gibberish, usually in reaction to something, or boredom.
Also called Finger Aids.

John: HYUEJIWJekhbejklziukjg4hbjlikgyuehlji3i9p8o37uyrhjfklhukfjheheheggeghfjgk
Lily: Dude, you need a doctor for those finger orgasms

by BoredBenny September 5, 2017

finger jogging

When your fingers are moving in a motion like jogging in order to sexualy please their partner.

"We were fooling around and he just started finger jogging me! It was like he ran a 5.k!

by Becksr May 16, 2016

Nip Fingers

A variation of the drinking game "Edward FortyHands," in which one tapes one nip of alcohol to each finger. Can be a race or played casually.

I'm going to get so blacked out off Nip Fingers tonight.

by Captain Nip Fingers November 8, 2015