Fastest Campus Leaver

Someone who leaves the class before it even ends.

Wow, Nabil left class early!
Of course, he's the fastest campus leaver in town

by Brysaltz November 8, 2025

Faster than slow

When someone snaps at you 3 times

He snapped at me 3 times saying "Faster than slow" as if I was going at a praying mantis pace

by Om .5 December 20, 2025

fasting

Fasting is the activity you did during daytime hours (from dawn to dusk) on Tuesday, April 2nd 2024. As this date coincided with the fasting month of Ramadan, so did the rapper Quavo's birth on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991.

Last Tuesday, April 2nd, I joined my friends for fasting during Ramadan, and we celebrated Quavo's birthday too—it was a day full of reflection and good vibes!

by Emotional Cruiser January 6, 2026

fastrated

Portmanteau of fast + frustrated
alternative for hangry; used by people who do not like to be labelled hangry

Ian: How is your boss treating you, son?

David: Like I’m a brainless drone who owes him my soul.
Ian: You don't have to be rude, I was just making conversation,
David: Oh sorry, it is just that I'm fastrated

Ian: What does that mean, fastrated?

Debrah: It means that he is hangry, and of course he is, he only ate chips for lunch!

by StoryfromAthens January 11, 2026

High Fastball

Another expression for taking the dirt road or taking the brown eye from Atlanta to Boston.

Last night I switched it up and gave her the high fastball. Your mom always hits the high fastball.

by The Dutch Bandit January 16, 2011

Flew faster than Apollo

Having an erection by surprise.

Tom:"Look at Mamita's booty"
Danny:"DAYUM"
Ben:"My dick flew faster than Apollo"

by Senor Vader November 3, 2016

Viktor Fastén

Crazy boy, annoying idiot. Flamer, Idiot and yeah pretty much it.

Viktor Fastén fucked up my life,

by heuebgrnj December 12, 2016