Facebook Procrastinating

when you have some important paper, homework,event, or something else important to do but in stead you go on facebook posting about what you have to do and or start chatting with other people for hours

John: hey did you finish your term paper?

Sam: No dude I was Facebook Procrastinating, Didnt you see my post on facebook last night

by Jason1228 September 30, 2010

facebook shiny

when you make a comment on something on facebook and then someone you completely do not know 'likes' it. When this occurs this makes you feel stood out...feeling shiny...feeling important like you made a point.

Example 1)
Now that was "facebook shiny", Matt. Everyone seems to be liking your comment...YOU ARE THE MAN!!!
Example 2)
Wow, 50 likes on that comment. That's very facebook shiny! :o)

by Gorilla73 October 21, 2010

Facebook shadow

A friend or aquaintence who comments or likes most or all of your posts. This is usually somebody who is not a close friend but somebody you do not feel able to unfriend.

God your like my Facebook Shadow!

by flemballunited October 28, 2010

facebook pergatory

when you or someone sits in the awaiting friend confirmation section of the facebook for an extended period of time.

I don't really like the guy so he's been in facebook pergatory for the last 8 months.

by Mirkman November 16, 2010

facebook statusfaction

the feeling of satisfaction you get when people 'like' or comment on your facebook status.

see textual satisfaction

"she didnt get enough facebook statusfaction so she reposted her status like three times!"

by misterstanwood April 29, 2011

Facebook faithful

To refrain from initiating or responding to a Facebook "poke" from anyone but one's romantic partner.

Antonym: Facebook whore

She dumped him because he "poked" every female on his Facebook friends list and she was Facebook faithful.

by Smart Arick October 23, 2011

facebook narcissist

someone who thinks every time you post or update your status on facebook, it is about him/her.

Steve is a facebook narcissist because every time I update my status on facebook, he believes I am talking about or to him.

by DeterTX June 15, 2011