Fastest Land Animal

A Cheetah (cheat-ah/cheater)

Guy 1: Hey dude where's your girl friend?
Guy 2: we broke up, I slept with another girl.
Guy 1: woah Your the fastest land animal

by Losahighus August 10, 2019

Fast skkrr

A that goes really fast around the roads

Guy 1: omg look at that car
Guy 2: that is such a fast skkrrr

by Lmao ur not funny September 5, 2019

Fasterbate

When someone knocks on the bathroom door thinking you are taking a shit when you are jacking off instead. You hurry up because you know they are waiting to use the bathroom.

Stupid fucking asshold kept jiggling the door handle when I was using the bathroom. I had to Fasterbate and finish thanks to that cocksucker.

by xanadude313 September 7, 2019

fastapplcs

fastapplcs is a boy named landon who edits on vs and ae. but he really fucking smells.. someone needs to tell him to shower

hey do you know @fastapplcs? i heard he’s that kid that smells!
hell yeah i do, he smells like shit

by Amana September 29, 2019

Fast And Dumb

People Are Fast But Also Very Dumb as the world is falling down into bits. Everyday our brain's go smaller by two percent thanks to you. Look when people say thay smart, they really not you see people need to fix the earth and leave experiments behind.

"To The Fast And Dumb People! Please Leave Earth NOW!!!"

by Brobly McFlurry November 13, 2019

fastard

Combination of 'fucking' and 'bastard' - fastard.

Commonly used among indians who argue

"you bloody fastard you"

"i am no fastard you mother fastard you!"

by The_Mannn April 3, 2020

Fastidious

A heist, strategy and stealth game on Steam

I've been playing a lot of Fastidious lately.

by molex April 7, 2020