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Facebook

An online trailer park where people share their most banal thoughts as if they were deeply insightful gems, tend imaginary farms and gardens, embarrassing relatives share humiliating sexual and/or drunken stories with everyone you know and your buddy shares Deep Thoughts about life after his/her last shallow relationship failed.
Facebook is to social interaction what Cro-magnons are to Homo Sapiens. Imagine being trapped in a chat room with all of your family, friends and co-workers. Forever.
by afrowolf April 27, 2010
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airplane face

An individual whose facial features are abstractly reminiscent of one or several varieties of airplane. Rather than literally reminiscent of an airplane, certain qualities such as eye colour, smile, and shape of nose will qualify an individual, though it has become more commonly thought of as being appealing to nerd-culture.
Guy #1: Dude, did you see that fuckin' harrier fly by?

Guy #2: No, man. I was too busy getting pumped lookin' at that airplane face. That girl is fiiiiiiine.

Guy #1: Word up, son!
by Seanmoric January 1, 2007
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De-facebook

The act of removing some person who at one point was a friend with you on The Facebook, because of spite and hate toward the De-facebooked individual. It could be because that person possesses beat, whack, shitty, stupid, or just aggravating qualities. For those who are extremely bitter/hateful multiple correlated or non-correlated De-facebookings simultaneously.

Those who have been De-facebooked are also no longer considered friends in life outside of The Facebook.
Person One: You that bitch fucked me over hard as hell by saying she would come to our party and didn't show up.
Person Two: Dude the last girl that did that to me got De -facebooked hard as hell. Plus I de-facebooked her friend too just because she was fat.
by Johnny Prigs December 28, 2007
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Nostalgic Face

A face created by Phil Lester of AmazingPhil, primarily used when one is experiencing something from their childhood.
Oh my gosh, this Pokemon game is the bomb.com. NOSTALGIC FACE.
by HeyILikeYourFaceASDFGHJKL October 19, 2012
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plastic face

A person who has had so much cosmetic surgery on his or her face that it is so obvious as you look at that person's face.
That lady had so many surgeries done to her face. As you look at her, you can easily tell that she's a plastic face!
by funny fellas January 13, 2014
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wanking face

The face one pulls while in the act of masterbating
Lol you should see martins wanking face, it looks like his seen a ghost and got a wheelbarrow up his ass
by mitch00uk March 31, 2015
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Fat-faced f*cking-slob

A person who is so fat they can't see their penis and they have trouble getting around, They still live with their parents after the age of 30, and they don't work.
“Dude, Jordie Jordan is a Fat-faced f*cking-slob. He still lives with his parents.”
by Johnny is a stupid af name October 4, 2021
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