Octopus erection

When you and 7 buddies get hard all at the same time and go to town on the same girl, who also brought along her sea food for good measure

Nick: Did you guys have fun last night at my octopus erection party?

Diego: Yeah I loved the smoked salmon we had after!

by Dadadad4 June 11, 2018

Homo Erectus

Homo erectus is an extinct species of archaic humans that lived throughout most of the Pleistocene geological epoch. Its earliest fossil evidence dates to 1.8 million years ago.

However , in 2014 , they were once again sighted as matador-wielding brutes in Destiny. The first victims of their relentless onslaught was Khopu and DarknessDude334z

Oh my god guys... I just got homo erectus’d.

by Homo Erectus August 3, 2018

Heat Erection

When you are so over-sexually-stimulated that you feel as though you have to have diarrhea

I have a heat erection for Sarah

by BladezRLyfe December 14, 2018

Peneail erectis

When your penis gets so erect it shoots away from your body like a bullet

Did you hear billy had a peneail erectis after smashing with Sarah

by Jaun Marston January 6, 2019

Fortnite Erections

When you look at the thicc peoples skins like those gingermans with those big butts and sexy boobs

Can you be too attracted to women? bobby: "look at that sexy cowgirl. i got fortnite erections cause of her" john: "ew i hate you but aww ive been getting dreams of her"

by HelpIHaveDeppresion February 8, 2019

Sewen Erewen

The type of 7/11 you find in a really sketchy place where you can find some drug dealers dealing with sugar and steam gift cards.

Hey let's go to Sewen Erewen so we can finally get the steam gift cards.

by HighBirdo November 11, 2019

Facial Erection

The look on the face of the person that is too excited to see you. Obviously and prematurely turned on, very creepy. Opposite of poker face.

Stanley--Man, the women here are so anti-social. All I said was hi, you look hot, and she fled.
Melvin--Dude, turn it down a notch. Look at yourself. Your facial erection creeped her out bad so she's hiding behind her friends. Now get away from me before you kill my scene, too.

by The Original Tankboy January 1, 2020