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dick bonging

During a blow job, it's the act of taking a hot load directly down the throat without touching the tounge.
My girlfriend said she hated the taste of cum. So I said, "try a little dick bonging honey."
by _kris10 May 2, 2015
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peripheral dick

When using a urinal or urinating in some other public place with more than one person, you become painfully and unavoidably aware of the other party’s penis even though your eyes are directed forwards and upwards.
*walks out the club bathroom*

Man I just copped a lot of peripheral dick in there.
by Three people four suitcases January 22, 2018
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Dick Syndrome

When a close female friend of yours gets a boyfriend and you never hear from them. You are lucky to get a hello. With this dick in the vicinity they start acting like one, like they are permanently attached to it. They cancel plans for it or ignore you. As soon as that relationship does not work they are once again your friend looking for the next one.
" I never hear from Lisa anymore, she has changed since she met Todd. We used to spend lots of time together but now she prefers the company of his penis".

" Jenny and I used to spend a lot of time together, now she constantly cancels for reasons related to the boyfriend. Although she never blames it on that. Just crap that makes no sense. This is case of dick syndrome where his penis is a mind control machine".
by Pinkstar22 April 25, 2013
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Bed Dick

Sleep so good it's like the bed fucked you.
OU BITCH!!! I got me some good bed dick last night.
by ChubbyQween July 19, 2020
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A hotdog dick

Griffin- my gf wants to give me a hotdog dick
Tyler- wow I wish I was you
by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020
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mathematical dick

A douchebag, namely one who works in or studies mathematics or a discipline involving mathematics, such as engineering or physics. Originally used in the 1997 movie Good Will Hunting.
Robin Williams: It's not about you, you mathematical dick!
by DeafMilk November 30, 2019
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Dick asshole

What a dick asshole, he breaks my pencils
“oh he must be a michael.”
by Wilma dicfit 69 November 11, 2019
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