FDS (First Dick Syndrome) 

When a girl gets dick whipped and can't think about any other dick.

Yo, Rachel is back with her ex?? Even though he cheated on her?? Yes, bit she suffers from FDS (First Dick Syndrome)

FDS (First Dick Syndrome) by Tylg2999 October 1, 2017

dick snout 

1. The region of ones penis consisting of a thin layer or skin covering the 'head', almost exclusivly found in uncircumsized males.

2. When ones nose is long and droopy, similar to a flacid penis.

3. A back alley circumscision gone wrong.

1. " When George whipped out his cock i couldn't help but notice the crusted, infected DICK SNOUT that covered the head of his penis."

2. " Julia's DICK SNOUT is so long, it reminds me of my grandaddy's limp cock."

3. "Man, whats up with Daves DICK SNOUT? It looks like his indecisive father utalized a rusty screw to circumsize him hours after birth."

dick snout by Pak Zedersen May 30, 2008

dick sleeve 

the outer layer of skin on a dick

he had a pale dick sleeve
tracy thought his dick sleeve was beautiful

dick sleeve by sfusion November 9, 2007

dick smack 

Person who submits an entry to UD that:
a)is an inside joke
b)is about how big their penis is
c)states how much they hate someone they go to school with
d)states how gay someone is
e)states how much of a slut/whore/bitch/skank ect. someone is
f)states how "hot!!" the guys in Good Charlotte are

There I was minding my own business, doing some editing and BAM!! I was bombarded with shit entries from numerous dick smacks!
-OR-
Man, there I was on UD.com last night when I read several definitions submitted by dick smacks that SOMEHOW got posted!

dick smack by madaine May 5, 2005

dick scampi 

a male penis covered in a females urin and then sucked on by the female

welcome to red lobster would you like some dick scampi.

dick scampi by sergio_O December 25, 2008

dick schlitz 

when the penis peeks out of the underwear slit when sitting down or on a cool summer day. It's often accidental and a common thing to happen when walking to the bathroom in the morning.

Jeff Liggett forgot to plug in the iron as his dick schlitz appeared.

dick schlitz by Jeff Liggett July 6, 2009

dick shitter 

One who tucks his penis into his own butthole, and then farts it out...occassionally accompanied with muddy runs.

That Steve is such a dick-shitter; he has to shower like four or five times a day just to NOT reak of his own anus.

dick shitter by Shant A. [Accept no imitations] February 26, 2005