dick patrol

A gang led by Beth Thomas

"Hey look there's Beth Thomas.. The dick patrol aka ittie bittie tittie club mustn't be far behind"

by Yoman11 March 15, 2014

dick bonging

During a blow job, it's the act of taking a hot load directly down the throat without touching the tounge.

My girlfriend said she hated the taste of cum. So I said, "try a little dick bonging honey."

by _kris10 May 2, 2015

Beach dick

When you're at the beach, and you just got out of the cold water. You're laying on the sand, and you try to get a show boner, but the cold causes it to be smaller than it should, and you probably shouldn't show it off.

What's up, ladies? Check out this half-mast beach dick I've got going. It's literally an inch, and a half, at best.

by Pikaderp August 6, 2015

Dick in the door

When a male has a highly likely, but not guaranteed chance of getting hot action with a female. Chances of sex are gradually increased by "rounding the bases" or gradually increasing sexual tension between the chosen mate.

Brian's definitely getting that broad in the sack tonight. I saw them getting heavy in the parking lot, he's already got his dick in the door.

by Great Seany July 5, 2016

inverted dick

When your dick is so small you have an indent. When you get hard it looks like you have a cyst.

Man how bigs your dick, massive its called an inverted dick, isn't that an indent???

by daddy oh November 15, 2016

Dick vampire

A person in need of cock to survive. Lives of the semen of others. Jaw is similar to the vampires from Blade 2.

Mark threw on his kneepads and instantaneously became a dick vampire. He quickly skidded across the groung and latched his mandibles to Nicks gooch with a resounding tha-whack.

by SOJAA December 25, 2016

Country Dick

The large member of an African American phallus has 'Country Dick'

Person 1 says: Country boys have good dicks I hear.

Person 2 says: He's got "Country Dick"

Person 3 says: Country boy is a good boy.
He got that passionate bigdick.

Shit's gon get better with age.
Gonna be a nice dad dick.

by Jack Herrer November 8, 2018