Typically used to describe a dirty ol' redneck that aspires to be as monumentally stout as an Absolute Unit. Wears Ariat boots with faded blue jeans. Wears hats as often as possible. Probably to cover his bald spot.
Damn y'all look at Bradley walking down the hall like a Cowboy Unit. That guy is a poser -- he's no Absolute Unit!
by absoluteunit9000 October 15, 2018
Get the Cowboy Unitmug. When a female has coochie that lassos your penis so tight that sometimes it may get stuck and need surgically removed
by Sexer6996 March 12, 2022
Get the Cowboy coochiemug. by Sayōnara_Sucker July 8, 2021
Get the Cowboy baoustardmug. by Little raccon June 11, 2017
Get the cowboy rocketmug. has “♣️♥️♣️♥️“ in their twitter handle, posts 5000 pictures of their dads truck, and tweets about how he wants to treat a girl right but fucks over any girl he’s ever been with.
by alyssabj15 December 14, 2017
Get the Twitter cowboymug. When a group of men engage in the act of standing in a line with a person both in front of them and behind them; as the line starts to progress across an area all the men involved simultaneously insert their penis into the anus of the man in front of them, place their hands on the shoulders of the man in front of them, and walk, dance, and thrust to the rhythm of the music that is playing.
Rules:
1) Making train noises with your mouth is encouraged but not required.
2) Women with strap-ons are allowed to participate depending on who is taking part, but it is always looked down upon.
Rules:
1) Making train noises with your mouth is encouraged but not required.
2) Women with strap-ons are allowed to participate depending on who is taking part, but it is always looked down upon.
Guy 1:"Hey man, would you like to take a seat?"
Guy 2:"Thank you, but I can't, me and a couple of other gentlemen had a Cowboy Freight Train last night and I'm afraid I won't be sitting down for a while."
Guy 2:"Thank you, but I can't, me and a couple of other gentlemen had a Cowboy Freight Train last night and I'm afraid I won't be sitting down for a while."
by Jimbo McDoodle Snout November 22, 2011
Get the Cowboy Freight Trainmug. A flaming homosexual of any race.
by B-dones May 9, 2019
Get the Brazillian Cowboymug.