Transvestite Clown

Transvestite Clowns are girls that wear so much make-up, they look like drag queen clowns. They are usually HIGHLY insecure girls that nobody likes. They are whores and sleep with everybody. They're names usually end in vowels. They are also oblivious to the fact that nobody they know really likes them. They treat their friends like shit, but claim to be the best friend in the world. They also love having something to hang over your head, so they are always willing to lend money or give "forgiveness" for things they feel like you have to done to them. They are self-centered narcissistic whores that think the ENTIRE world revolves around them. Not only will they sleep with your boyfriends, friends and family members, they are also known to sleep with their OWN family members (uncles, dad-figures, etc.) and have no remorse for doing such. They can't keep a man longer than a week and somehow manage to lure boys/men with the promise of free (albeit, nasty) sex. They will sleep with your boyfriend, husband, brother, daddy, uncle, cousins, friends, and anyone else who is dumb enough to not see what a dirty whore she is. Eventually they have children that they don't take care of. They drug their children so they are more manageable. They don't help their children in school so they fail retarded grades like preschool and kindergarten. They also don't potty train their children until they are 6. They pop pills constantly and lie about it often.

Have you talked to bitch nuggets today??

No. That transvestite clown is probably at the beach with her dumb bitch mom, too fucked up to know her kids are drowning in the beach.

by ProperH8R May 6, 2011

Angsto the Clown

The king of public access, Angsto the Clown was the most popular television show produced on Columbus, Ohio public access television and seen in Los Angeles, Chicago and New York. The show was the subject of a Federal Court case concerning obscenity first filed by the management and funded by the City of Columbus, Ohio against producer and star Howard Luken. Their case was thrown out by Federal Judge Graham with the statement they had made a "disorderly rush to the courthouse". Luken later filed a Common Pleas case against the City and station when they continued to refuse to air his program. The station management later transferred it back to Federal Court where it languished for years until in 1999 a jury of 6 elderly women and 2 elderly men found the single show legally obscene in less than 45 minutes of "deliberation", this after the judge disallowed every item of evidence presented by plaintiff Luken's attorneys. Luken continued to air programs until the City voted to discontinue funding for the station and shut down public access.

There once was Angsto the Clown from Columbus,
who's program caused such a ruckus
the City went crazy
the verdict was hazy.
Is free speech a fungus among us?

by H. Luken January 8, 2009

Clown Masterbation

Clown masterbation occurs when you put your penis in a large rainbow wig. Then you rug vigerusly until you cry and bleed (at the same time).

So dude how did you get into the circus?
Oh I had to do some clown masterbation

by ianz. June 6, 2010

Clown job

A group of clowns circle-jerking on to a crying kid.

John was forever traumatized by the clown job he had as a child.

by Monikr December 2, 2017

Anti Clown

An Anti Clown is someone that will suck the joy out of any postive atmosphere, they will 'rinse' a joke or word until that word is no longer used amongst normal citiziens other than Anti Clowns. You can use a Anti Clown to make everyone leave your house if your having a unorthorized party and your parents come home. And they always have sister that people want to bang..

"Hey my mum had a baby on the weekend

"- Oh cool, dont tell Euan that Anti Clown the baby might die!

"Oh for fuck sake!!"

- What dude?

"That Anti Clown sucked the joy from my tears"

- ...Bummer, I remember when he killed my baby :(

by Ruebs the Don September 24, 2011

Clowns Mouth

Girl, on period, puts golf ball in guys but, the guy then sticks his penis in her vagina and pulls it out. Craps the golf ball out in her mouth and gets a blow job.

Cindy and I decided to skip mini golf and demonstrate our own version of the Clowns Mouth.

by Glenn Chervin January 14, 2008

clown shoes

Clown Shoes: derieved from the latin word biggimus shoesius, it can either mean A) that is totally wack and of the hizzle or B) thats the dumbest thing i've ever heard.

A)"hey jimmy, i got an A on my test!" Wow billy, thats clown shoes!"
B)Hey jimmy,lets go throw rocks at bigger rocks!
"hey billy, thats fucking clown-shoes

by scott July 7, 2004