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Chuck Taylor titties

When the tan line on a woman's breasts is well defined and goes horizontally across them, resembling the white tips of a Chuck Taylor Converse sneakers.
Guy 1: Did you see the tan lines on the chick who just flashed everyone?

Guy 2: Yeah those were the whitest Chuck Taylor titties I've ever seen.

Chuck Norris Effect

When someone's legacy is exaggerated beyond what they actually did.
Widely known people whose legacies are affected by the Chuck Norris Effect include:

Chuck Norris. Do an online search for "Chuck Norris facts".

North Korean leadership post-Korean war. Kim Jong-il propaganda told that he averaged 2-3 hole-in-ones per round of golf played, that he invented the idea of using 3 cameras at once to film a movie to save time (in the 1960s), and that he was born on a sacred mountain. All of which are not true or impossible.

Jesus. A man who did many great deeds and brought forth new humanistic philosophies was exaggerated to have fed thousands with only a few loaves of bread, to have performed many inexplicable miracles, to have ascended to heaven while alive after being resurrected after death, etc. The stories of his life were historically recorded several decades after they actually occurred leaving time for word of mouth to allow his legend to grow.

Babe Ruth. Watch the film "The Babe". Search online for historical inaccuracies within the movie.
Chuck Norris Effect by jasonjs December 15, 2012

fuck chicks, lick pricks

1) used when a gay dude is explaining why he is gay

2) used when girls call each other bitches and start shit a guy can use this saying to help the girl out
suzy: omg i hate girls they are such bitches and always try to start shit

dan: fuck chicks, lick pricks

suzy: lol thanks

Chucking a wobbly

Losing your temper.

Thought to have originated in the Northern Beaches of Sydney, Australia.
She will be chucking a wobbly when I tell her I've been out drinking all night!
Chucking a wobbly by Peninsular Man February 26, 2012

mad-chucker 

To exploit the video-gameness of an EA Sport's Madden game by consistently chucking the ball downfield every play and, unrealistically, scoring every time.
Eric: (Yawn) Oh wow, another 93 yeard TD pass. That's not even my longest play tonight.
Wally: AAAAH! You suck! This is gay! This isnt even fun! Screw you, you mad-chucker! Fuck this I'm gonna go play Animal Crossing.
mad-chucker by Bro Jonze February 12, 2008
to be raped in the ass by a certain track coach of College Park High School
I won't join track because I don't want to get chucked.
chucked by I Love CP Track May 4, 2005