The art of traveling to Chicago from Japan with your uncle Carl, just to pit-stop at a greasy hot dog stand with a vendor named Jerald, who is a divorced man with 4 children that he does not have custody of, stealing the cart while he tightens his bra, riding it off into the sunset until you and Carl realize you are hotdogsexual, (yes its a thing) so you ejectulate inside a hot dog bun and let him eat it until you both die a fatal death performed by Carl's psycho ex-wife, Bartha, who thinks that they are still together and that he cheated on her, so you both die and Carl's children carry on the business, by using cum as cheese.
by periodsex46290 February 4, 2018
Get the chicago cheesemug. When you scratch an itch located in a body crack, crevice or orifice and your fingers acquire a cheesy, odiferous smell.
by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018
Get the Cheese Itchmug. Marina is talking some serious shit then Jakov comes and slap her with cheese and shout.... CHEESE SLAP
by MM_by_JA August 18, 2014
Get the cheese slapmug. by Jungle530 November 22, 2020
Get the Orland Cheesemug. by cheesefri July 11, 2016
Get the Cheese Friesmug. The white or yellowish cheesy ear jam that collects on the earring-like jewelry referred to as plugs used to stretch earlobe holes to different sizes.
I was hugging that guy and his plug fell out. I think some of his plug cheese got on my shoulder...man, it smells like ass ,dirty belly button and toe jam.
by heehaha January 7, 2011
Get the plug cheesemug. - "What the fuck was Johnson up to last night?"
"Fuck knows, but the silly cunt came back stinking of horse cheese this morning.."
"Fuck knows, but the silly cunt came back stinking of horse cheese this morning.."
by Bishops Stortford December 26, 2011
Get the Horse Cheesemug.