cheese twt

best part of twitter where there are chaotic people who obsess over cheese, toes, and books

cheese twt is coming to end book twt!

by cheesemallow April 26, 2020

Orland Cheese

Dirty ass cheese in Orland where all the nasty bitches get fucked at.

That nasty ass hyena went to the orland cheese with that fool during lunch and did the dirty

by Jungle530 November 22, 2020

Vegan Cheese

Evil fake cheese

Instead of eating vegan cheese go eat real cheese like a normal person

by Fredrick Fredrickson October 26, 2017

wensleydale cheese

Greeks talk myths about this dairy product, famous example of shakespear having this great product. It is said that legends eat this for breakfast, Wallace was a great dog R.I.P

Wallace wensleydale cheese

by bick boi November 16, 2017

Cheese Itch

When you scratch an itch located in a body crack, crevice or orifice and your fingers acquire a cheesy, odiferous smell.

I had a cheese itch. I need to wash my fingers.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

chicago cheese

The art of traveling to Chicago from Japan with your uncle Carl, just to pit-stop at a greasy hot dog stand with a vendor named Jerald, who is a divorced man with 4 children that he does not have custody of, stealing the cart while he tightens his bra, riding it off into the sunset until you and Carl realize you are hotdogsexual, (yes its a thing) so you ejectulate inside a hot dog bun and let him eat it until you both die a fatal death performed by Carl's psycho ex-wife, Bartha, who thinks that they are still together and that he cheated on her, so you both die and Carl's children carry on the business, by using cum as cheese.

"Yo man, let's go buy some chicago cheese"
"Hell yeah bro"

by periodsex46290 February 4, 2018

Horse Cheese

A comment of distaste to a certain situation, usually used to insult.

- "What the fuck was Johnson up to last night?"

"Fuck knows, but the silly cunt came back stinking of horse cheese this morning.."

by Bishops Stortford December 26, 2011