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cunt tree

A whole bunch of related peoples all descended from one cunt.
A family tree with a cunt at the top. Because of the cunt and its inherent value, you need to apply for a visa to enter.
Which cunt tree are you from? My mother's cunt!
by jack2345678 January 25, 2011
mugGet the cunt treemug.

Cunt Cap

The dirty, covertly contagious nickname behind a popular military style of hat, the garrison cap. The hat itself is simple in construction and is typically made of felt wool, cotton, or moleskin. More recent variants include synthetic materials like polyester. It is typically associated with apparel worn on base and is not very practical for use in the field.

The name comes from the top of the cap, which, when triple-creased, resembles a vagina. To preserve the dignity of the wearer, the hat, and the branch of service while maintaining the humor of the name, many troops abbreviate the name to "C-Cap".

Newer variants of the cap lack the triple crease on top, effectively eliminating the resemblance to genitalia, though it's doubtful that the hat's undignified nickname caused this change.
"Only a sailor could describe a hat as a cunt cap!"
"Like hell! The Army came up with that fine nickname years before any of you slimy ship rats!"
"You're both wrong! It was a Marine!"

*this argument continues endlessly and pointlessly until armageddon*
by Jodimest March 1, 2008
mugGet the Cunt Capmug.

cunt punt

verb:
the swift act of kicking a female in the crotch with enough force that the foot actually gets lodged in the cunt.
"Bitch, if you sleep with my man again, i will cunt punt you so hard they will have to dislodge my toenails from the roof of your mouth!"
by e-mo November 5, 2005
mugGet the cunt puntmug.

cunt bag

Shithead, vicious, evil person that represents a manifestation of all that is wrong with the world... The ultimate worst insult that you can use to describe your friends...
by Not so super DJ Gennady April 27, 2003
mugGet the cunt bagmug.

She Cunt

a figure of speech primarily used by gay men to denote when another gay man is displaying a strong, favorable and diva demeanor; to acknowledge the 'fierceness' of a gay man; sometimes repeated in a sing-song or chanting fashion to cheerfully celebrate the 'fierceness' of a gay man.
"Look at that guy walking with the bubble butt and Armani scarf around his neck. She cunt, honey!"

"She cunt! She cunt! She do it like her mother would. She do it like her father would. She do it like no other would. She cunt! She cunt!"
by Kray Shay May 13, 2012
mugGet the She Cuntmug.

Smug Cunt

Dias - A hip hop artist from Bournemouth
Sir Mic: "Have you heard this new joint by Juelz Santana?"

Dias: "Of course I have, don't front, I produced that shit"

Sir Mic: "You really are a smug cunt"
by SmugCuntDias January 2, 2011
mugGet the Smug Cuntmug.

cunt snake

A two-faced twathole, reptile type of bitch.
Did you hear that backstabbing cunt snake talking shit? Watch out for her, she's a cunt snake.
by ms_behaven January 26, 2018
mugGet the cunt snakemug.

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