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Cooked salami

When you’re finished, tired or about to die in real life or a video game.
I finished all of my tasks at work. I’m cooked salami.

Hurry up and revive me before I’m cooked salami.
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I’m cooked

Basically means “I’m done for”.
His dick is so big, I’m cooked.
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Cooked

when you truly believe that your father is gay and wants to have sex with you
You: Bro I'm cooked
Bro: Me too
Father: Son...it's time for father-son time
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Cooked

Cooked; washed ,fucked. if you’re doing somthing stupid it means you’re cooked. If your in a tricky or bad situation then would be
Random Donny: what happened fam

Cooked Donny: I dropped the zoot Down the

drain

Random donny: your cooked
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Cook

- An Idiot.

- A person who acts or thinks like a moron beyond the comprehension of a rationally thinking person

- Not to be confused with "Gook". It is not used to slander or make otherwise derogatory remarks towards a person's race or gender. It is directly related to an individuals idiotic, irrational way of acting or thinking

Pronounced like "Cewk"

- Can also be used as "tranny-cook"
-"Tranny-Cook", it's not slanderous towards gender. It refers to a "transplant" or somebody who is not local or from another area.
~"That guys acting like an F'ing Cook"
~ "Go home, you "tranny-cook"
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Cook

To create or work on something that is of good quality. A person may be "cooking" if they are concocting a plan, laying out an idea, or creating something in real life, as a cook does to food.

"To cook" often has a positive meaning. One might say "let him cook" when someone is concocting something well, or say "he is not cooking" if someone is creating something that is not of high quality. It may also be possible, however, to cook something badly, in which case one would say "do not let him cook".

This new definition of the word may derive from the idea of cooking in general, or more specifically in Breaking Bad when Walter White says "Jessie, we need to cook". The new definition of "to cook" has nothing to do with the new definition of the adjective "cooked". In fact, they can be contrasted, and to ask how someone is faring you could ask "are you cooking or cooked?"
A: The best way to eat pickles is with peanut butter.
B: What is blud blabbering about?
C: Hold on, he's onto something, let him cook.
B: Bro is not cooking 💀
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cooked

when somebody got done so bad there’s no return
“bro he cheated on me w his cousin i’m cooked
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