the clap

a kinder, less-harsh way of saying someone has had sex so many times they probably have aids

Person 1-"Bro her body count is 37 and she's only 15"
Person 2- "Holy shit, she probably got the clap

by brickanny April 6, 2025

Clapped

Fckin Dumb and Stoopid

Muneeb from pabbi is a clapped guy.

by nothimTBH June 2, 2021

Zigga Claps

A black man being oppressed by a female cop on Crazyshit.com

Person 1 "Andrew's definitely becoming a Zigga Claps one day"
Person 2 "Man, fuck female cops"

by Jimmy Kevin Devine December 4, 2025

Clap back

You know how in the early 2000's there were a bunch of jokes about parents using their kids vernacular unironically and it was corny and sad. That's what the whole western world is now.

Honestly, I would feel worse about the clap back is I didn't know it was coming from some fat lesbian or a child Murder who's future consists of nothing more then cleaning up after filthy cripples without ever actually doing anything for anyone in their worthless lives.

by Hym Iam December 4, 2020

clap

Clap is away of telling you friends that they are dicks most of the time

girl:she was being a huge clap today at school
boy: yeah, she was acting like dickkkkkkk

by Qwertny September 7, 2017

Clapped

Ugly as fuck

Oi m8, i can’t see ya no more ya gf clapped an’ i vomit for time when i see her ugly ass clapped head!

Translation from Youthspeach: Oi, friend, I am sorrry but I cannot see you anymore because your girlfriend is clapped and I throw up every time I see her very ugly, clapped face!

by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018

Asstral Clapping

When your maiden is far away, waiting for you with her cheeks sticking out missing you and you astral project yourself to her clap her cheeks.

Guy1: "You say, you slept with your girl last night?"
Guyt2: "Yeah."
G2: "...how? She's a province away dude?"
G3: "I gave her an asstral clapping bro"

by Garlic0Bread December 26, 2022