sweating like a fat man in a cake shop

Really really really sweaty. Imagine a chubby fellow dining out at his local pastry shop - he stands, salivating, over the counter wondering which fatty treat to shove down his gullet, and then indecision strikes and he sweats over what to order. That's how sweaty you are if you're sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.

Incidently, if you are a fat person and want a way to avoid such problems as choosing which cake, my advice is to simply buy everything. Problem solved

Kirsty: 'How was your squash game?'
Jim: 'Great, but now I'm sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.'

sweating like a fat man in a cake shop by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006

cake or death

Eddie Izzard's most famous skit in where he pretends to offer several people a choice between cake or death. Spoken in a high-pitched grim reaperish style voice.

Grim reaper: YOU! Cake or death? Guy: Um...cake please.

cake or death by ImAshroom December 6, 2006

A Slice of Sexy Cake 

A sexy person; a sexy beast.

Emily: Damn he's hot!
Caitlyn: He is a fine slice of sexy cake.

A Slice of Sexy Cake by apple-scruff July 11, 2004

cake-up 

describes the application of excessive amounts of facial cosmetics.

Bitchy friend A: Sophie's facial rosacia is acting up again. She looks like shit.
Bitchy friend B: No wonder she was wearing cake-up when I saw her at the club last night. Not that it helped any.

or

Look at that bitch. She's wearing so much cake-up she looks like a drag queen.

cake-up by Matthew Lake June 11, 2006

cake boy 

A very feminine male, also metrosexual.

Murray: Your man Christian is a cake boy.
Cher, Dionne: What?
Murray: He's a disco dancin', Oscar Wilde readin', Streisand ticket holdin' friend of Dorothy, know what I'm sayin'?

cake boy by that black chick u all love August 9, 2005

caked up 

being in the money, bringin' home da bacon, pretty much having a lot of money and being totally covered in it.

damn someday i'll be caked up with all my chains and y'all shut up then!

caked up by who cares? March 30, 2003

Cake out 

to fall asleep abruptly; to totally pass out

This weed is so good! I'm gonna cake out as soon as I come home, man.

Cake out by Rome420 December 20, 2008