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Bush Eyes

Bush Eyes is a phenomena that occurs after spending lengthy periods of time in "bush camps".

Bush camps are any camp removed from civilization and generally the workers at said camps work 4 week rotations in these camps without leaving.
The important thing to note about bush camps is that they are dominated by males and hardly ever a female and especially not attractive ones can be spotted.

The onset of Bush Eyes can go unnoticed for the four week period if there are no women around. It is easier to notice if there is in fact a woman in camp that you would initially deem "unfuckable".

You will notice that women in camp that were at first unattractive will become slowly more attractive until you find yourself fantasizing about having coitus with them.

When you finally leave the bush camp and hit the town, you will probably want to get a few drinks. Unbeknownst to most the combination of Beer Goggles and Bush Eyes is deadly. These two phenomena together combined to make almost any women attractive.

When you finally see women for the first time after getting bush eyes you will fuck almost anything in sight.
Evan: "Mike do you remember how diseased those strippers were last night? I mean.. I was pretty drunk but wow they were just fat as fuck bro."

Mike: "Oh man, I just got off a 4 week rotation and had bush eyes worse than I thought... I actually took one of them home with me. Damn you Bush Eyes!"
by Tonger10 July 25, 2012
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grudge bush

To allow one's pubic hair to grow in excess to get revenge, i.e. sexual retribution in the form of inaccessibility.
He done me wrong, so I's growin myself a grudge bush. He goin to get him none. He can keep slappin it on the slab for all I care.
by Chip n Crisp January 2, 2011
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george bush

Gerorge Bush:

The reason the world will end, and the human race will cease to exsist.

Read: WWII
We are fighting for nothing, Bush admitted there are no weapons of mass destruction.
Now, the damange is all done, and everyone hates the USA.
Everyone hates Bush, he is the most hated president EVER.
We are still fighting. And for WHAT?
Keep using Sept. 11th as an excuse to justify what will eventually turn into the next world war.
Geroge W. Bush, ruining one country at a time.
by I havnt been brainwashed. January 14, 2005
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Bush wookie

(n) a term used in the call of duty online community to describe a player who sits and hides in a bush with the ghost perk equipped. This player is often considered a camping douche bag by the opposite team and is asked to throw his or her game disc out a window.
Damn, we're playing against so many bushwookies today!

We wouldn't have lost if there weren't so many bush wookies on the other team.
by NellsterZzz January 27, 2011
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Lickin bush

To eat a huge pussy afro of pubic hair you call it lickin bush
Man Lickin bush is sick. Girls should shave.
by LilJOnWhattt August 4, 2005
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bush baby

(noun) A child whose father is in an irregular relationship with the mother, or possibly unknown. In the latter case, may also be known as a "spree baby".
"Sally and Joe are from Maria's first marriage, but Jerry is her bush baby."
by anarcissie May 17, 2008
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The Burning Bush

Nickname for former U.S. president George W. Bush.

A reference to the burning bush in the Bible, which was on fire, but was not charred.

He was nicknamed as such because he was plagued with scandal throughout his entire presidency, yet he managed to complete 8 years in the White House and beyond without any legal action being taken against him or any plans to remove him from office, and since he finished, he has still remained untouched by the hands of the law.
It is alleged by some that The Burning Bush committed more than 300 impeachable offenses during his presidency.
by Bed time May 26, 2010
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