The Ohio State Blowjob

A type of blowjob coined by the infamous Sophie Rain. The Ohio State Blowjob was born on Ohio States campus with Sophie Rain going to town on former OSU QB C.J. Stroud.

Bro that Ohio State Sorority girl gave me the craziest The Ohio State Blowjob last night

The Ohio State Blowjob by C.J. Stroud November 24, 2024

carpet burn boobjob

the act of getting a boobjob by a furry, who will massage your genital pickle so fast it burns.

"hey dude have you tried a carpet burn boobjob?"
"please stop this bullshit you're 29 and posting definitions about cbb on urban dictionary get a job"
"eh"

carpet burn boobjob by femboykisser April 28, 2026

Giving a shotgun a blowjob 

A simile for when your friend wants to do something stupid

Friend A: should I drive tonight?

Friend B: would giving a shotgun a blowjob blow your mind?

Giving a shotgun a blowjob by 1blueheron December 11, 2024

Christmas Eve Blowjob 

The time honored tradition of performing fellatio on a loved one under a lit Christmas tree on Christmas Eve in honor of the spirit of giving and holiday stress relief.

Variant 1: Christmas Eve Facial: special version of the Christmas Eve Blowjob that ends with the giver being frosted like a sugar cookie.

Santa: "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a mouthful!"

Ladies everywhere: "I can't wait to get my mouthful with this Christmas Eve blowjob!"

Christmas Eve Blowjob by Oral Hershiser December 24, 2024

Schrödinger's Blowjob 

A thought experiment involving a blindfold, a guy, and a girl. While blindfolded, you receive a blowjob from one of them, but you don’t know who. The act remains "not gay" until the blindfold is removed. As long as you don’t look, it’s assumed the girl is doing the job—thereby keeping things hetero by default.

Bro, I got a Schrödinger's Blowjob, I think the dude sucked my dick because he was wiping his lips afterwards.

Schrödinger's Blowjob by dingusdugglas January 29, 2025

Sweet ring blowjob

You and your partner take any bag of gummy rings and stretch out the rings carefully and wrap them around your partners penis. Then your significant other proceeds to give the male a blowjob, eating the rings off his penis.

"Yoo, the other day Julia gave me a sweet ring blowjob!"

Sweet ring blowjob by anonymous February 14, 2025

Open Eyed Blowjob 

Originally pioneered in the foothills of Park City, Utah.

This occurs when you bring a girl back to your chalet and request a blowjob but with her eyes open.

If her eyes do not remain open start to finish, she will have to start over.

Me: Lauren, can we do a blowjob tonight I am tired.
Lauren: Sure, sounds fun!

Me: Pokes her in the head, "Hey, open your eyes. This is an open eyed activity (open eyed blowjob).

Similar to "Open your Ojos but that is south of the American boarder style."

Open Eyed Blowjob by WorldStarTraveler March 17, 2025