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bird gay

Someone who spends their time in a desperate attempt to pull non-interested girls by spending time with them laughing at their non-funny jokes and generally brown-nosing them rather than hanging out with their mates (if they have any) until everyone becomes so sick of them that they are shunned by soceity.

This aggravates said mates, prompting them to call the person a 'bird gay'.

Actions and hand signals are also appropriate
"olly is being such a bird gay, as if hes gonna get pussy from her"
by Spazwell January 30, 2009
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snow bird

A Jew that retires to either Arizona or Florida
That damn Snow Bird made all his money up North and now can retire eating gingersnaps and refering to the Fridge as the IceBox
by Dan March 27, 2005
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Brown Bird

An act in which a sexual partner sticks his middle finger into his/her partner's anus, and then proceeds to flip them off; or, in other words, flip them the bird.
I was so mad at that bitch that I gave her the brown bird and kicked her the fuck out.

That slut laughs like a bastard whenever I give her the brown bird.
by TimesNine June 28, 2009
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classy bird

An ironic term to describe a female of young adult age and above engaging in classless/possibly immoral frolics around town/in clubs and bars/in view of a disappointed/disapproving general public.
Youth A: Couldn't believe what I saw whils out with the lads last night!

Youth B: Go on then.

Youth A: You wouldn't normally see a girl like her would totally lose control of herself when she has had one too many.

Youth C: Yeah, typical classy bird. laughter
by DaMantis August 8, 2012
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bird dog

A small, but fair amount of money commissioned by the seller of product or services for introduction of a buyer.
Joe bird dogged me 40 bucks because I turned somebody on to the van he was trying to sell . The guy bought it!
by splat222 November 27, 2009
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que bird

a large, orange, feathery bird that is at the top of the food chain and enjoys flapping his giant wings and making rude and vulgar faces at people he finds silly.
Que bird went to go chill with Toucan Sam in the Mediterranean for the weekend.
by Freddy Quinion November 11, 2008
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Bird Watchin

Taking a ride in your car with your homeboy and scouting out the bitches that are walking around downtown.
Hey Rick it's Saturday. Let's go downtown and do some bird watchin and see what we can pick up.
by Tapman June 9, 2007
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