Biden Backrub

The Biden Backrub is where you politely miss your money shot, purposely aiming with the intention of hitting her shoulders. Then you quickly turn her around and begin massaging the cum around on her shoulders. After this you should be able to sniff her neck to inspect how liberal your cum is.

Liberal version: "Hey Babe, that Pro-Choice Pride rally sure was stressful, I can give you a Biden Backrub if you want?"

Republican version: "Damn, storming the capital sure was a lot of work. I could use a Biden backrub right about now."

by Michigan Floater May 15, 2024

Frick Joe Biden

How children can criticize Joe Biden, without getting hormonally sterilized into another gender.

Frick Joe Biden, I can walk better than him.

by PseudonymsAreGay May 8, 2024

Biden

I liar cheater an downright despicable human degenerate

Did you hear about Tony? The Biden cheated on his wife.
The president is a dirty Biden

by B166erThoughts April 27, 2024

Biden

ALSO accused of rape, shit-head what are you talking about? Because you care so much (except for when you need Trump to lose)

Hym "Biden ALSO was accused of rape, dummy. But there was not indictment so..."

by Hym Iam October 10, 2023

Biden

Verb

1. State of being malfunction or paused.
2. Forgetting what was said a few seconds ago and stumbling over words.

My computer just got bidened.
I was bidening during the debate class.

by =JOe= July 5, 2024

Bidening Out

“Bidening out”, refers to someone who is communicating unclearly, in a silly manner than can be and perhaps should, be mocked.

Your Bidening out bro! You think you should text your ex? What a plum.

by TismMan July 31, 2024

Joe Biden

The ultimate child toucher, butt sniffer, and penis toucher. Hangs with Diddy and licks babies in his free time.

Joe Biden raped my dog

by KnowerOfEverything March 30, 2025