bastard

someone who was meant to be aborted or someone who was a mistake

“i hate you son i should’ve swallowed you, you damn bastard

by Youdamnbastard June 18, 2021

Fat Bastard

Fat Bastard

Fat Bastard is gonna shit on you.

by Caribou_Jo October 2, 2019

Savage bastard

Too be a smooth criminal with a lot women & money

Look at that savage bastard

by Brit3ney November 22, 2021

Song Bastard

Someone who must sing ever song that comes on, and won't just shut the fuck up and listen to it.

"Collin, try do listen to this song without singing it please, you Song Bastard."

by GavinTheRebel November 10, 2015

baldy bastard

Person with no hair

You are a baldy bastard

by 🅱️🅾️🅾️🅱️ October 24, 2017

Pisswanking Bastard

A person who, when they ejaculate, only excretes urine instead of semen.

Shut up you pisswanking bastard.

by Outofthi5world December 17, 2025

Bastard Line

The indentation or tan line left behind when a wedding ring is removed.

"I almost hooked up with that waitress, but she noticed my bastard line."

by expvideo October 7, 2008