Blueberry bagel

Shove organic blueberries into your partners asshole then have them shit the them into yours keep repeating this until the blueberry turns into smoothie

Logan and I tried out the blueberry bagel now we have a smoothie to enjoy

by aooooooossksjsj September 9, 2025

Knuckle Bagel

If you think about it, what is a knuckle sandwich? You slap your fist into your palm, that’s the bread and the sandwich bits. Where’s the other piece of bread?

But a bagel… a bagel’s still a bagel with one side missing. Hence, you get the “Knuckle Bagel.”

Arguably more threatening than a “knuckle sandwich.”

“Hey wise guy. You’re in for a knuckle bagel”
*rubs fist into palm menacingly.*

by jbongo September 12, 2025

King Badley

A hero to some, a monster to many.

"All hail the king... Badley"

"King Badley this, King Badley that. When are we gonna focus on the real problems here?!"

by lightblt September 15, 2025

Penn Badgley

Finest piece of American ass ever created

I have never been more jealous of a woman then of Elizabeth Lail-

Ur telling me this gyal got to have penn badgley AND shay mitchell??? Pureeeee greeedddd

Lets just say I completely get Love Quinn. That woulda been me asf if i EVER got a chance will someone with the face of Penn.

I woulda grabbed that man and neverrrr let go.

RIP Love
RIP Peach (fine ah mofo)
RIP Joe (you were too yummy for this world)

Anyone: *Mentions Penn Badgley*

The whole female population: *Foams at mouth*

by asscruncher September 15, 2025

Steamed Bagel

After relaxing in a steam room at a luxurious spa for a minimum of 30 minutes, a male’s scrotum becomes loose and saggy. When the occupant exits the steam room the steamy scrotum is then placed on another person’s nose. The testicles need to be maneuvered in such a way to rest on either side of the nostril forming the infamous “steamed bagel” sandwich. This is a common practice on the Connecticut Shoreline.

Other variations include a frozen bagel which is primarily performed in the Nordic region of the world to relieve migraines during the arctic darkness months.

Bob, is your sack ready? I need a steamed bagel before I play golf.

Bob, my sinus’ always clear up after you give me a steamed bagel.

Bob, your balls are too cool for a steamed bagel; they need to be steaming!

by RustyTrumpets October 5, 2025

Tea bagel

To put ones anus onto another's forehead in the manner of tea bagging

"I thought he was going to tea bag me but he gave me a tea bagel instead"

by That_one_witch December 17, 2025

Cream Cheese Bagel

The action of performing analingus shortly after ejaculating in one's gaping butthole

Fred: "I could really go for a Cream Cheese Bagel right now"

Roger: "I can't help you, Fred"

by VillainV3 July 19, 2016