Austin time

When a person named Austin says "its austin time" and austins all over the place

Austin: "It's Austin Time!"
Bob: "No I don't want to get austined!"
Austin: *austined all over the place*

by rogue109 March 1, 2024

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Austin Oil Change

when your male partner swirls their fingers around in your anus until a thick brown sludge continuously pours out

He's never been able to shit right after jimmy gave him that Austin oil change!

by blissful ignorance January 14, 2025

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Austin

Has hoes

Like a lot

Is friends with Colton

Will never find this

Austin: I don’t have hoes

Also Austin: girl 1, girl 2, girl 3, rylee

by Lilly doesn’t like you December 10, 2020

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austin has sideburns

by MLGT April 4, 2022

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An extremely frustrating situation in which a vehicle is boxed-in so tightly that its driver becomes stuck perpetually switching between forward and reverse to set it free.

Stems from the pained efforts of the eponymous Austin Powers in the movie "International Man of Mystery".

Boss: "What sort of time do you call this, you left for your lunch break almost two weeks ago"

Worker: "I'm sorry sir I got stuck Austin Powers-ing in the Tesco car park; I've been hit with 17 different fines and now they're repossessing my house"

Boss: "Lmao damn son"

by TheGreatIncognitus July 6, 2022

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