Retractable Asshole

When someone tries to insult you, gets caught, then tries to play it off as if they were trying to laugh with you instead of at you.

Julie: "Hey, my pants just ripped, help me cover it please..."

Matt: "Hey, everyone, Julie's pants just ripped, you can see her bare ass!!"

Julie: "Why you gotta be a douchewad and broadcast it to everyone!?"

Matt: "Calm down, I was just joking.."

Julie: "Nice, you want to play Retractable Asshole card. Cool Talent, bro."

by Graphitestreak October 5, 2021

Flickering Asshole

A person who demonstrates inconsistent assholery.

He’s such a suck up to both teams. Flickering asshole.

Why do you have to be such a flickering asshole? When you want to fuck me up, at least do it right.

by c16a July 4, 2021

asshole it up

To change the manner in treatment of others whereby the new change in attitude and treatment justifies being called an asshole

1. I'm sick of being so nice to people. I need to asshole it up

by Hashkey February 29, 2012

sewer asshole

When a female or male has so much anal sex that their anus stays open for an extended period of time the name comes from the fact it can be compared to an open sewer hole.

guy 1- has Jenny let you do anal yet?
guy 2- yeah actually think I gave her sewer asshole

by zombie prepper August 10, 2017

crunchy asshole

A nasty and abnormally crisp anus as a result of a variety of things (toilet paper, shit, hair, etc.). Use "crunchy asshole" when fuck just won't cut it.

You fucking crunchy asshole.
That shit's nastier than a crunchy asshole.
This is fucking worse than eating out a crunchy asshole.

by angryelephant March 5, 2019

joeys asshole

This can be very hairy for some when looked at.

This can be used when “joeys asshole is large and hairy”.

by Kookslam69 January 3, 2019

concrete asshole

A Russian expression for a person who can handle stress and conflict. To understand this, think about the negative: someone who can't handle conflict and gets the shits when in difficult situations.

Karen totally faced her boss in the meeting today. He is a notorious bully, but she has a concrete asshole.

by sr10 June 12, 2018