People on urban dictionary who put definitions for their friends' names in order to get attention from them
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Get the Urban Assholes mug.A stoplight asshole is a driver of the only car on one side of an intersection who waits long enough to trip the signal change, but could have right-turned all along. They turn on the yellow light, leaving cross traffic to a red light.
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Get the Fluttering Asshole mug.A person who possible suffer trauma and before they can recover is vampired on by winged monkeys for the puppet master asshole who then sends his cousin and cousins of evil to victimize feed off a blessed person to make them w whore or take them in control. someone who is unable heal by means of evil to be hit on by assholese who are need of someone out of thier leuge and damage as means for said asshole to not fix themself and abuse others.. for means and ways.. shes a sad and unwilling asshole magnet now.
The guy at the place trying to get into someone else space and mind fuck them is a complet edick whip. that girls trauma has made her a complete asshole magnet all over again. she is an asshole magnet.
by assole magnet November 23, 2020
Get the asshole magnet. mug.To change the manner in treatment of others whereby the new change in attitude and treatment justifies being called an asshole
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Get the Mute Asshole mug.When you pay for a hooker and he is somewhat convincing and or you're drunk/high and can't tell that you're not in a vagina.
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