Anal beads

Mommy look I found these marbles! That's great honey now can you give them to me mommy is going to the bathroom for 2 hours

Anal beads marbles

by LiquidChicken aka RIKU WARREN September 26, 2017

Anal-ysis

When your father or other person checks your ass for prostate cancer.

I think I feel a lump, father, please give me some anal-ysis

by Massive Nonce January 31, 2018

Anal Merchant

1. somebody in the business of distributing the pleasure of anal.

2. somebody who takes part in anal so often that it becomes a job.

woah, have you seen craig lately? Anal merchant if i ever saw one... he is never away from ass..

by monkeescrotum October 13, 2010

Anal Roast

Putting a heavy coat of some sort of flammable spray (ex. Axe) on your condom while wearing it and setting it on fire then forcing it into your partner's anus

My girlfriend likes when I anal roast her, she said it's really hot!

by JustusYT March 2, 2016

anal vaping

Vaping out the anus

"Hey guys wanna go to that Anal vaping competition?"

by Seizure warning May 17, 2016

anal residue

This occurs when, during anal sex, the lube on the penis and the juices of the receiver combine to form anal residue. This is often white in colour, but can be slightly yellow-brown in colour if inadequate douching has been performed previously to intercourse.

Robin and Ernest had such hot sex last night! But whilst I watched, I noticed there was anal residue on Robin's cock... fuck!

by fanyole23 March 3, 2019

Anal procrastinator

Someone who is so meticulous and approaches every task as a perfectionist with an anal attention to detail, but because of these traits, he/she will also put off ever starting the task due to the anticipated amount of work and effort necessary to complete it adequately. Often, this trait will lead to the task becoming even more difficult later because of the delay in getting started but the continued need for an anal degree of meticulousness.

Jane is a total perfectionist and does amazing work, but because she is such an anal procrastinator, he often never gets started.

John planned to clean and organize his messy desk, but when he took a look at it intending to start, his inner anal procrastinator reminded him how long it would take to finish, so he went to a movie instead.

by AaronOOF April 29, 2011