anal aerobics

The act of rapidly clenching your butt cheeks until they begin to puff the ass of your pants out (commonly done with a friend).

Sara and I had an intense session of anal aerobics last night.

My ass hole is getting saggy, i totes magotes need to do some anal arobics

by gayferMcqueer January 02, 2014

Anal Roast

Putting a heavy coat of some sort of flammable spray (ex. Axe) on your condom while wearing it and setting it on fire then forcing it into your partner's anus

My girlfriend likes when I anal roast her, she said it's really hot!

by JustusYT November 28, 2015

The Anal Iconoclast

A gasoline-powered dildo with 7mm studs, which I designed while in art school. Features a chainsaw-style grip, 6-speed transmission and a twin-turbocharged V8. Hybrid model is in the works.

The Anal Iconoclast is rated at 600 horsepower and 91-octane fuel is recommended.

by PaulAllensCard February 06, 2015

anal herpes

Fucking someone so hard that your jizz gives someone herpes in their ass

Docter:what seems to be the problem

Bob:my ass hurts
Docter:Lets see
Docter: you have anal herpes
Bob: Bitch wut
Bob: DAMN IT SAMANTHA

by Papa indian December 07, 2017

Anal Robbing

The act of sticking your hand up someone elses ass, grabbing a piece o shit and pulling it out.

"dude! what the fuck did you do?"
"anal robbing is fun...when your drunk.."

by FyReStOrM413 April 21, 2010

anal slaughterhouse

a slaughterhouse where they cut off buttholes and send them to fast food joints to be cooked and eaten

they just sent jimmy to the anal slaughterhouse, he aint gonna shit right ever again

by green pooper December 02, 2014

Anal Town

A Bilingual community whom prefers to turn its back on the missionary approach to intercoarse

1- Ever been to Beaumont?
2- Yeah man, I hear it’s a big anal town

by N8™️ July 23, 2018