The Anal Iconoclast

A gasoline-powered dildo with 7mm studs, which I designed while in art school. Features a chainsaw-style grip, 6-speed transmission and a twin-turbocharged V8. Hybrid model is in the works.

The Anal Iconoclast is rated at 600 horsepower and 91-octane fuel is recommended.

by PaulAllensCard February 5, 2015

anal wipe

To call a person that they are worth nothing, and that you would wipe your anal with them

THEM : Haha! Suck this, I got a new xPhone

YOU : Shut up you anal wipe, get some friends.

by Venturer X March 13, 2009

anal wizard

a gay man that is amazing at anal sex

John: So Jim how was Matt the other day?
Jim: He was an anal wizard.

by Speed racer Alex November 8, 2009

Anal procrastinator

Someone who is so meticulous and approaches every task as a perfectionist with an anal attention to detail, but because of these traits, he/she will also put off ever starting the task due to the anticipated amount of work and effort necessary to complete it adequately. Often, this trait will lead to the task becoming even more difficult later because of the delay in getting started but the continued need for an anal degree of meticulousness.

Jane is a total perfectionist and does amazing work, but because she is such an anal procrastinator, he often never gets started.

John planned to clean and organize his messy desk, but when he took a look at it intending to start, his inner anal procrastinator reminded him how long it would take to finish, so he went to a movie instead.

by AaronOOF April 29, 2011

Swiss Anal

Swiss anal is when a man puts his dick into the woman's belly button. This type of sex is called Swiss Anal as it was revealed in a survey that swiss women love it when men attack the woman's belly button, with their penis or their tongue. This type of sex is still considered penetration sex as the dick is penetrating into the belly button.

John: How should we do it first honey? Anal or Oral?
Miranda: Ohhh, I think we should we it swiss anal ;)
*John takes out his dick
*John shoves it into Miranda's belly button.*
Miranda: Ohh yeah.. that feels good, keep it going!

by ExpertOnEvrything69 September 2, 2018

Anal-ysis

When your father or other person checks your ass for prostate cancer.

I think I feel a lump, father, please give me some anal-ysis

by Massive Nonce January 31, 2018

Anal Blood

Its in the name god damn.... but in all honesty you are pretty sick if your looking this up.... but its the leakage of blood from the Booty.....

That was some weird anal blood yesterday

by Cakeers September 29, 2014