Monster fnf

A hot noodle man that wants to eat your girlfriend but we both know that he is thicc with a double cc

"Yours just a little snack And sooo is your girlfriend," that's monsters own hot Quote. Monster fnf

by Sjdndjsnd Nsndbd letters July 27, 2021

The yeet monster

He looks like a bad guy at first, but if you feed him at least 25 children a day, he will be your friend forever.

The yeet monster: RAAAAAARGH, oh you got me a child.... thank you!

by THE CHICKENMAN1182 December 10, 2019

MONSTER BLACK

referring to an extremely large, firm penis belonging to that of a black man.......an example of one would be 50 cent, usher and the like

o man, he pummelled me with his monster black......it felt sooooooooooo good

by southern surfer August 3, 2005

Tickle Monster

A sick, perverted fuck who shower with, molests, and rapes disadvantaged little boys who look to them as a father figure and mentor.

A sick, perverted fuck who will be murdered the minute he steps foot in prison.

Jerry Sandusky is a Tickle Monster.

by Bone Bender December 18, 2012

Skully Monster

A female(or male I suppose) who loves to give head and does it often.

Eric : "Andrew, I'm going over to Bre's to hang out with Karen this weekend."

Andrew : "Are you going to get your squirt?"

Eric : "I'm not sure. Hopefully she is a Skully Monster and likes to give head, because I am holding off on the sex."

Andrew : "Yea that's cool, just as long as you get your squirt."

by GormsMyGorms March 9, 2009

Monster Energy

A terrible sports drink that is just as healthy as battery acid

Monster Energy is fucking terrible

by wweeer November 23, 2020

Turf Monster

The act of taking something positive and productive and, with good intentions, destroying it.

I used to go to Turfmonster.com until the idiot operators decided to turf monster the site making it bulky and unusable.

Our soccer team was completely solid until it was handed off to another coach who proceeded to cut players and turf monster the whole thing.

by Blank77 May 19, 2009