Slow-Cooked Stupid

A poorly made decision with slight short term advantage and increasingly worse downstream consequences.
Her decision to skip college and use the money to buy a Camero was slow-cooked stupid.
by Al Ham November 21, 2011
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skibidi cooked

wallahi im skibidi cooked
by initdotpy July 10, 2024
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Cooky (Captain Cook)

The best bloke in the world. He smiles while playing drums and does anything for his mates and family. He loves to captain his boat and band. Can party hard and loves a Cook. Won’t let anyone sleep while over the kitchen is open. Cooky is an abbreviated version of Captain Cook.
You see someone partying hard. And you say to your mates. “Is that Cooky (Captain Cook)
The drummer from a band is smiling while he drums so you call him Cooky (Captain Cook)
You see the captain of a boat switch over to the second battery to keep the cook going for his mates party, the boat doesn’t start so you call him “Cooky (Captain Cook)
by DeadEyeDano April 20, 2023
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did not cook

When someone does something and they don't get the reactions they thought they were going to get.

When a joke fails.
Yo you seen the video John posted? He thought folks were really gonna fuck with his shit, bro did not cook.
by EaglesLose666 February 01, 2025
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Allie cook

Allie cook is beautiful. Allie is nice. Allie has more friends then me. Allie is a caring person. Allie is very smart. I love Allie with all my heart ❤️❤️❤️.
Allie cook❤️
by And1thanku June 15, 2019
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Allie cook

Allie is awesome. Allie is beautiful. Allie is my world 🌎. Allie is nice. Allie is caring. Allie has more friends then me. Allie is very smart. I love Allie❤️❤️❤️
Allie cook❤️
by And1thanku June 15, 2019
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cooking with bacon

Reddit cofounder Alexis Ohanian's neologism for "doing a good job"
That founder didn't ask for my permission! He is cooking with bacon!
by lispytriz April 27, 2019
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