+1 guy

Some one who always has a better story than one you just told.

guy: "man I picked up really hot chick last night"
+1 guy: "that's nothing, I had a threesome with 2 models last night"

by pseudointeresting August 23, 2011

?shva=1

the weird tagline before everyone's gmail page loads

why does it say ?shva=1 before my inbox loads?" "idk

by I h4z a flavor July 7, 2010

November 1

today is the start of no nut november also if you haven't grabbed a girls ass today is the day my guy it doesn't matter what happens afterward its worth it

Girl: so today is november 1 wanna have sex?
Boy: babe but today is the start of no nut
November!
Girl: so
Boy: sorry baby but no

by Yeetarenomagical October 31, 2019

November 1

The first day of Christmas

A: awe man, Halloween's over now! :(
B: dont worry, christmas starts today!
(November 1)

by likewoahh October 31, 2019

September 1

the day where all the big dong chads were born. also it is believed that there was a chosen baby that is a sick cunt and gets all the babes and is the equivalent to god.

person 1: Damn did he just jumped out of a building while eating a kebab?
person 2: holy shit he did, bet he's born on September 1

by daddy schlong March 7, 2021

May 1

May 1st is put a party horn in your ass and fart day

Idefk why this thought came into my mind, I’m going back to therapy after may 1 tho

by Oopsguessimmabitch March 31, 2021

november 1

literal cunt pussy ass bitch that cries whenever his girlfriend can’t chill with him. get a fucking life and stop being such a fuck up little pussy and crying over shit that doesn’t matter. it makes it harder to open up you dumb fuck.

wow you were born on november 1st?! you suck!

by yikes27 October 14, 2019